Have you ever been on TV?

[Sonic]

Hey look that's me.

Circa 1979, Madeira Drive, Brighton.

Did Chris Harris try to bugger you in the back of that stupid caravan? I always was suspicious of that man. Irritating Twat.

 

[Strike]

Was on the Politics show once for me being in the Youth Parliment. Also appeared on Sky Sports, with the Burgess Hill Sussex Barmy Army at the Cricket, had a very tiny cameo role in Wimbledon the Movie.

 

[Bakesy]

Was on the Politics show once for me being in the Youth Parliment. Also appeared on Sky Sports, with the Burgess Hill Sussex Barmy Army at the Cricket, have a very tiny penis and had a cameo role in Wimbledon the Movie.

 

[SussexSpur]

Was on the Wide Awake Club as a nine-year-old, playing a recorder made out of cardboard. Posed grinning and with embarrassingly spiky hair with Michaela Strachan on my shoulder, and, less admirably, got Timmy Mallett's autograph - which, predictably now I think of it, was a big cartoon mallet for a T then 'immy' afterwards...
Also was filmed walking around a maze in Bath for a Channel 4 programme on Chris Patten.
And was ITV stock footage for stooodent stories for a few years, after being filmed walking onto Birmingham Uni campus... until the Britpop hair-mop looked even more ridiculous and dated than it did at the time...

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I sang Silent Night solo on a Finnish kid's TV programme Christmas special when I was 7. All downhill since.

 

[Easthill Andy]

Whistle Test with the band im in, a few years ago now - where did it all go.

 

[Strike]

Thats not what I said.

 

[John Boy]

Thats not what I said.

You must of said it, he quoted you!

 

[Bakesy]

Thats not what I said.

 

[John Boy]

Very smiley happy there, Bakesy!

 

[Slowhand]

I was Elmo in Brush Strokes. In the real world, Howman and buddies used to say i was too fat and ugly to exist with women. Whatever, Howman! I'm the f***ing thing! Elmo Effing Putney. I be it and that and anything you wish you were.

That means you worked with Kate Lonergan (gorgeous young totty) and Elizabeth Counsell (gorgeous older totty) you lucky bugger!!!!

 

[Strike]

Whats up with you tonight?

 

[Bakesy]

Whats up with you tonight?

Are you in the Tap tomorrow...........the missus is asking?

 

[Strike]

Are you in the Tap tomorrow...........the missus is asking?

Yes but in disguise.

 

[Strike]

Nice smileys by the way Bakesy.

 

[John Boy]

Yes but in disguise.

Mrs Bakesy will still suss you out!

 

[Bakesy]

She'll do a dance for you Strike if you play your cards right.......

 

[Strike]

She'll do a dance for you Strike if you play your cards right.......

Are you serious she is coming?

 

[Stevie Boy]

Was on sky sports once in the background at the speedway, and on merdian tonight, well before it was merdian tonite so about 20 years ago with my primary school

 

[Yorkie]

Ned was on tv last season filmed straight after the Ipswich game shouting like a looney, 'We did it. We stayed up. We did it'

In April last year Fran Hagarty, OTLW and myself were on tv with other fans (Cambridge, Wrexham and German Shepherd from Cardiff) walking around the Millenium pitch with 92 signed shirts donated to Wrexham for fighting funds. It was just before the LDV final against Southend.