Uncle Spielberg
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Extra Terristrial
It is Extra Terrestrial you CRETIN
It is Extra Terrestrial you CRETIN
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Film 2009
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Have to say, Nibbles post did make me laugh.
That is quality.
Uncle Spielberg
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Have to say, Nibbles post did make me laugh.
Why because it pissed me off ?.
Its a sad indictment of NSC that the greatest pleasure people derive from it is by pissing someone off. The more someone gets pissed off the more people LOVE it.
As it me irs fair game I suppose. A got the message behind the post that I am a pea brain as I found ET a better film then TWBB. Well I foiund about 20000 films better but it just Nibble and his unfounded superioty complex and he thinks your a cretin too Easy so don't be too smug.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
You just take this stuff WAAAAAYYY too seriously Unc. Its banter isn't it ?
I'm not bothered if Nibble thinks I'm a cretin or not, it was just an amusing post that made me laugh. Not because it might have "pissed you off", that had nothing to do with it.
Just relax ! Its shit & giggles on a Friday afternoon.
Lokki 7
WSU
Oh get over yourself. Not everything is about you ya know. It's funny because it's funny, you self obsessed drama queen.
Uncle Spielberg
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Who the f*** asked you to wade in. Actually obviously the post was about me wasn't it you fool
eh eh Caaaalm down, caaalm down...
Spanish Seagulls
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Deep breaths, In....................Out, In...................Out.
Now there, that's better, isn't it ?
Now there, that's better, isn't it ?
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
Stop this arguing now! Anybody seen 2012 yet? Going to see it tomorrow and Kermode has done his usual by tearing it to pieces 'cos it hasn't got Jason Isaacs or David Morrisey in it and it's not a f*ckin' Zombie film.
Uncle Spielberg
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Kermode is a pretentious arse. He is like Nibble in many ways in that he looks down his nose at popular films and box office hits. He raves about pretencious arthouse shit that 10 people in the country see. He also likes to sound sincere and profound by using the phrase " piece of work " all the time.
" I thought it was his best piece of work to date ".
" I thought it was his best piece of work to date ".
brightonlass2009
Sports sports sports!
I'm glad it isn't just me who thinks he's a complete arse
brightonlass2009
Sports sports sports!
Sorority Row
Very cliche, predicted the killer of them within the first...20 mins I think. Reaffirmed my suspicions about 40 mins through, gave up and wikipediad the ending
Seriously, don't bother.
Very cliche, predicted the killer of them within the first...20 mins I think. Reaffirmed my suspicions about 40 mins through, gave up and wikipediad the ending
Seriously, don't bother.
Cheeky Monkey
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Blimey Uncle - for once I agree with you!!
Spanish Seagulls
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Apologies for repeating but if anyone hasn't seen "How to rob a bank" do so, it really is a good movie & is ripe for an adaptation for the stage.
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Spanish Seagulls
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I know Richard E Grant has a few fans on here but I wonder how many will still be if they spend an hour and a half or so of their lives watching his new offering "Love hurts"
It was possibly the worst display of acting I have ever witnessed.
This is the synopsis which accompanies the film:
In this painfully funny and deeply moving film, Ben Bingham (Grant) has slipped into a fossilized middle-age, unlike his vibrant wife Amanda (Moss). When she finally leaves him, Ben refuses to get out of his pajamas until his popular 17 year-old son Justin (Pacar) takes over. He reinvents Ben’s “look” and pushes him out into the social scene. Before Ben knows what is happening, he is the most popular single man in town… pursued by his nurse (Elfman), his trainer (Garofalo) and karaoke-singing twins. Things change when Justin falls in love for the first time and Ben is forced to refocus, recapture his humanity, his heart, and most importantly his wife…
Sounds good but the actuality is absolutely awful. Grant displays a complete lack of acting prowess which defies anyone to claim he has talent.
It was possibly the worst display of acting I have ever witnessed.
This is the synopsis which accompanies the film:
In this painfully funny and deeply moving film, Ben Bingham (Grant) has slipped into a fossilized middle-age, unlike his vibrant wife Amanda (Moss). When she finally leaves him, Ben refuses to get out of his pajamas until his popular 17 year-old son Justin (Pacar) takes over. He reinvents Ben’s “look” and pushes him out into the social scene. Before Ben knows what is happening, he is the most popular single man in town… pursued by his nurse (Elfman), his trainer (Garofalo) and karaoke-singing twins. Things change when Justin falls in love for the first time and Ben is forced to refocus, recapture his humanity, his heart, and most importantly his wife…
Sounds good but the actuality is absolutely awful. Grant displays a complete lack of acting prowess which defies anyone to claim he has talent.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Yes. I thought it was average in the extreme. In its defence, having read the reviews I was expecting to be bored out of my skull, and I wasn't. But that's as far as the positives go.
I love a good disaster movie me, and I enjoyed Day After Tomorrow for all its brainless stupidity - but this wasn't in the same league.
Of course you know it's going to have rubbish acting, terrible script, big special effects and plot holes you can take the piss out of for days afterwards. That's the whole point of these sort of films, but this time it just wasn't enough.
The problem I think is laziness. They've just filmed the script of Day After Tomorrow all over again, and tacked on a completely stupid 45-minute ending that is like something out of an Austin Powers movie only without the jokes. Once you've seen a scene with people standing agog as a giant tsunami washes over them for the sixth time, it becomes a bit boring. And watching John cusack being chased all over California by giant rifts in the ground is fine for a while, but gets a bit dull after an hour or so of EXACTLY the same thing.
So, not shit, and certainly not as awful as Deep Impact, but it is a wee bit (nay, a LOT) repetitive and tedious. Woody Harrelson basically playing himself was quite good though.
5.7
With Chiwetel Ejiofor and John Cusack I expect some classy acting.
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Not really when their 'foil' is a CGI giant wave.