False Definitions Thread

[Trufflehound]

Nordic for old age

Gooblewaz

An Internet search engine devoted to finding "golden showers" websites.

Mintynumbkin

 

[Hampden Park]

crindlethump

a candle that has been beaten with someone's fists whilst singing 'my way'


ablosputvalve

 

[Hampden Park]

An Internet search engine devoted to finding "golden showers" websites.

Mintynumbkin

a sweet invented for children who have no sense of feeling in their tongues

zastophallunk

 

[Les Biehn]

zastophallunk

A cock ring that doubles as a childrens toy.

Boogglefrap

 

[Hampden Park]

A cock ring that doubles as a childrens toy.

Boogglefrap

a music box carried by a caddy for a golfer who plays backwards


fensotrapling

 

[Theatre of Trees]

a music box carried by a caddy for a golfer who plays backwards


fensotrapling

The art of looking through a slight crack in your garden fence in order to spy on the nubile young 16 year old sunbathing nex door.

Nudgkin

 

[Parson Henry]

The art of looking through a slight crack in your garden fence in order to spy on the nubile young 16 year old sunbathing nex door.

Nudgkin

a thing which is silly

Boomansprague

 

[Theatre of Trees]

a thing which is silly

Boomansprague

East European holiday for whinging football fans.

Rimsky

 

[Parson Henry]

East European holiday for whinging football fans.

Rimsky

Cut on nose sustained by frisbee

Dofe

 

[Simster]

An unintelligent female hamster


splungel

 

[Everest]

Ointment for a spleen condition


hacklecrack

 

[Hampden Park]

Ointment for a spleen condition


hacklecrack

the noise made when you eat popcorn and it gets stuck in your throat, hacklecrack dislodges it.

flumboonism

 

[Parson Henry]

the noise made when you eat popcorn and it gets stuck in your throat, hacklecrack dislodges it.

flumboonism

Instance when you join a chant at a footie match and continue the verses until one last shout when you find yourself all alone!!

Berrikinaria

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Berrikinaria

A diseased passed to humans by a mosquito type insect, whose staple diet, is that of berries.

Smorgasmater

 

[Parson Henry]

A diseased passed to humans by a mosquito type insect, whose staple diet, is that of berries.

Smorgasmater

The eat all you can buffet restaurant you went to whilst at your school.

Badderburn

 

[Everest]

Bad people being burnt at the stake - a popular pastime by Falmer supporters.


Fruskrin

 

[Parson Henry]

Ale made out of a blend of pear syrup and maltese oats.

Gholamp

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Gholamp

An invisible torch used by ghosts and ghouls.

Dappleslugboxer


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[Eggmundo]

Dappleslugboxer

Person employed in the packaging and distribution of speckled opisthobranch molluscs.


Vemorniam

 

[Parson Henry]

Person employed in the packaging and distribution of speckled opisthobranch molluscs.


Vemorniam

Roman name for the town of Goring

Duffinnee