False Definitions Thread

[Les Biehn]

A combination of vagina and zilch. As in 'did you pull', 'vilch'

Bagwaffel

 

[Theatre of Trees]

French message board poster who gets into a strop (Flounce)


Beggmist

A Big Issue vendor who secretly has multiple pitches

Spellophile

 

[Les Biehn]

Chello player who refuses to spell the name of it correctly.

Bange

 

[Eggmundo]

Chello player who refuses to spell the name of it correctly.

Bange

Bange:
Skin disease common to marsupials

Hubbleglob.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Hubbleglob - detrius usually found on the end of a large space seeking telescope

Autoflanger

 

[Hampden Park]

a flying vagina catcher

bollupstrap

 

[Trufflehound]

A tight leather thong favoured by sado-masochists.

Pringlethrupner

 

[Curious Orange]

bollupstrap

Meditation technique only undertaken by men of particular testicular fortitude.

furtleglubberer

 

[Lokki 7]

A tight leather thong favoured by sado-masochists.

Pringlethrupner

Crispy fried rabbit


McCammoning

 

[Hampden Park]

Crispy fried rabbit


McCammoning

scottish meat cooked with a steam-iron

lymphbanglast

 

[Theatre of Trees]

scottish meat cooked with a steam-iron

lymphbanglast

Condition resulting from a weekend of non-stop porning whilst the wife is away.

Stearngrabber

 

[Trufflehound]

Condition resulting from a weekend of non-stop porning whilst the wife is away.

Stearngrabber

A naval bottom-pincher

Pointoscope

 

[Les Biehn]

Instrument used to test for lesbianism in men

Bumnadger

 

[Hampden Park]

Instrument used to test for lesbianism in men

Bumnadger

a third bollock grown from the anus


pipsquincherlog

 

[Trufflehound]

a third bollock grown from the anus


pipsquincherlog

A particularly large and painful turd, caused by eating too much sweetcorn, which grates against the testicles on the way out.

Undribbledodge.

 

[withdeanwombat]

a third bollock grown from the anus


pipsquincherlog

An attempt by the feeble minded to end a noticeboard thread.Usually called Phillip.one of Five children born at the same time,he even keeps a diary about it.

Lunferating.

 

[withdeanwombat]

A particularly large and painful turd, caused by eating too much sweetcorn, which grates against the testicles on the way out.

Undribbledodge.

Oops undribbledodge : Frutos weaving his way into the penalty area.

Oulfage

 

[Les Biehn]

Nordic for old age

Gooblewaz

 

[Trufflehound]

Oops undribbledodge : Frutos weaving his way into the penalty area.

Oulfage

A skin disease common among nocturnal birds.

Northstandchatterwhacker

 

[Arthritic Toe]

A rare bird species native to Old Shoreham Road in Hove.

Crindlethump.