False Definitions Thread

[Barrel of Fun]

Gynaecologists scope used for consucting intimate examinatiosn of ladies whilst they are dancing.

Proobic

The phrase to describe the sound of a professional oboeist.

Snuggleduster

 

[Parson Henry]

The phrase to describe the sound of a professional oboeist.

Snuggleduster

An erotically shaped duster, used for moments of intimate cleanlines.

Cabanacopa

 

[Trufflehound]

An erotically shaped duster, used for moments of intimate cleanlines.

Cabanacopa

A tropical beach for dyslexic people.

Rumpledorrit

 

[Man of Harveys]

An erotically shaped duster, used for moments of intimate cleanlines.

Cabanacopa

A cocktail made with ice cream, creme de menthe, mango juice and Batida de Coco. And half a bottle of vodka. In Japan, it is illegal to serve it without a small paper parasol.

Tightfredtread

 

[Trufflehound]

A cocktail made with ice cream, creme de menthe, mango juice and Batida de Coco. And half a bottle of vodka. In Japan, it is illegal to serve it without a small paper parasol.

Tightfredtread

Right Said Fred tribute band. Their biggest hit, Steeply Trippy, reached number one in Kazakhstan.

Erratropism

 

[Parson Henry]

Right Said Fred tribute band. Their biggest hit, Steeply Trippy, reached number one in Kazakhstan.

Erratropism

The fifth moon of Pluto

Purglarote

 

[Eggmundo]

Purglarote:
A large silver ball used in the construction of confessional booths.

Oareone

 

[Parson Henry]

Purglarote:
A large silver ball used in the construction of confessional booths.

Oareone

Moron who supports Orient

Pospital

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Purglarote:
A large silver ball used in the construction of confessional booths.

Oareone

Oareone:
A phrase used when you have left one of your paddles up stream

Sandiflexicut

 

[Les Biehn]

A shapeless hair cut made with sand.

Gragernager

 

[Theatre of Trees]

A shapeless hair cut made with sand.

Gragernager

Small bore Firearm used by the Austro-Hungarian Cavalry during the First World War.

Manduff

 

[Les Biehn]

A small group of mammals in which only the male can get pregnant.

Cozzletwat

 

[Parson Henry]

A small group of mammals in which only the male can get pregnant.

Cozzletwat

Native american Red Indian tribe. Fought alongside Sitting Bull against Custer.

Bostro

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Native american Red Indian tribe. Fought alongside Sitting Bull against Custer.

Bostro

Bostro

Manager/Boss of an downmarket bistro.


Glumdrops.

 

[Les Biehn]

Borderline racist whose only sexual gratification comes from covering themself in camel shit and using a pipe cleaner on their anus.

Botpanchoo

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Native american Red Indian tribe. Fought alongside Sitting Bull against Custer.

Bostro

Failed Polish prog rock band from the 1970s, their prog rock socialist opera "The Siege of Leningrad on ice" bankrupted them.

Rockney

 

[Parson Henry]

Failed Polish prog rock band from the 1970s, their prog rock socialist opera "The Siege of Leningrad on ice" bankrupted them.

Rockney

A favoured descriptive term of Chas'n'Dave's musical style.

Or A painful knee when falling on rocks

Pastricken

 

[Man of Harveys]

Failed Polish prog rock band from the 1970s, their prog rock socialist opera "The Siege of Leningrad on ice" bankrupted them.

Rockney

An easily-drunken loud Londoner who visits Brighton on a Tuesday in the summer to spend time in West Street and the seafront between the piers. The only people who visit Chris Cattlin's rock shop.

Strumphe

 

[Theatre of Trees]

A favoured descriptive term of Chas'n'Dave's musical style.

Or A painful knee when falling on rocks

Pastricken

Finnish international goalkeeper of the 1920s famed for wearing kneepads on the rock hard pitches of the Tundra

Vilch

 

[Parson Henry]

An easily-drunken loud Londoner who visits Brighton on a Tuesday in the summer to spend time in West Street and the seafront between the piers. The only people who visit Chris Cattlin's rock shop.

Strumphe

French message board poster who gets into a strop (Flounce)


Beggmist