False Definitions Thread

[sussexfatboy]

Describes being soaked by a sudden downpouring of piss

Daznoyps

 

[Hampden Park]

Describes being soaked by a sudden downpouring of piss

Daznoyps

darren couldnt go skiing in a french resort

hippocrocadillypig

 

[Theatre of Trees]

darren couldnt go skiing in a french resort

hippocrocadillypig

Baron Frankenstein's new pet

Flench

 

[Simster]

a french flange. i.e. a fanny that smells of GARLIC.

STRUDDLE

 

[Hampden Park]

a french flange. i.e. a fanny that smells of GARLIC.

STRUDDLE

the new way to do the high jump (for men only) as your testicles are removed during the aforementioned jump

padkingent

 

[Theatre of Trees]

the new way to do the high jump (for men only) as your testicles are removed during the aforementioned jump

padkingent

Medieval willy warmer made from badgers fur

Billocks

 

[Hampden Park]

Medieval willy warmer made from badgers fur

Billocks

williams testicles having just completed the struddle

centopenfine

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

williams testicles having just completed the struddle

centopenfine

a charge levied at anyone owning over 100 pens


gronk

 

[Theatre of Trees]

a charge levied at anyone owning over 100 pens


gronk

Former currency of Upper Volta. 10 Hats = 1 Gronk.

Fudgkin

 

[Hunting 784561]

Fudgkin - an underweight measure of confectionary provided in corner stores

" but I asked for a quarter pound of toffee my good man, and youve palmed me off with a fudgkin"


Potemkinapple

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Fudgkin - an underweight measure of confectionary provided in corner stores

" but I asked for a quarter pound of toffee my good man, and youve palmed me off with a fudgkin"


Potemkinapple

Piece of fruit that falls down a long flight of concrete steps.

Pearting

 

[Barry Izbak]

Pearting - A Jamaican fruit similar to a pear

Seekayar

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Pearting - A Jamaican fruit similar to a pear

Seekayar

Kumbayar's brother

Lactastical

 

[33057 Seagull]

Lactastical [/B][/QUOTE]

An act involving balancing a very larger number of milkbottles on top of each other in order to obtain an entry in the 'Guinness Book of records'

Schnicketer

 

[Everest]

Cricketers who drink Schnapps


Woggley

 

[Hunting 784561]

Woggley - the name of the golliwog once found on marmalade jars

Vicetickle

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Woggley - the name of the golliwog once found on marmalade jars

Vicetickle

the act of tickling a prostitute




crudenaggle

 

[Everest]

A foul mouthed inhabitant of Fraggle Rock.


Cridebusket

 

[withdeanwombat]

A foul mouthed inhabitant of Fraggle Rock.


Cridebusket

Hunting term similar to tally ho,used when hunt sabateur is spotted.

Friddle.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Friddle - a barbeque griddle that has been left out to rust in your garden

Yaprittle.