False Definitions Thread

[Barrel of Fun]

Frantisi

A fantasy involving batter.

wranking

 

[tedebear]

A fantasy involving batter.

wranking

Wranking is the World Wanking Ranking Table

omnipoll

 

[Publius Ovidius]

A queer single man wanking

OI potty mouth


wrankin

the art of jacking up a car to change a wheel on a slope


dislegiuos

 

[Parson Henry]

OI potty mouth


wrankin

the art of jacking up a car to change a wheel on a slope


dislegiuos

An inablilty to remember how to spell when pissed

Promandarkist

 

[tedebear]

OI potty mouth


wrankin

the art of jacking up a car to change a wheel on a slope


dislegiuos

he he Dave

dislegious - after many pints you can become dislegious

wombelina

 

[Barrel of Fun]

omnipoll

Full of Polish people


Degrazing

 

[Publius Ovidius]

wombelina

the forgotten illigitimate daughter of madame Cholet ( of teh Wombles

fragisticulate

 

[tedebear]

wombelina

the forgotten illigitimate daughter of madame Cholet ( of teh Wombles

fragisticulate

a fraggle gesticulating


quintimble

 

[Publius Ovidius]

quintimble

the sound a tree makes when falling in the Amazon Rainforest when no-one is listening

splishert

 

[tedebear]

quintimble

the sound a tree makes when falling in the Amazon Rainforest when no-one is listening

splishert

oi haven't you a train to catch?

splishert - when your drink splashes on your shirt

wabert

 

[Parson Henry]

oi haven't you a train to catch?

splishert - when your drink splashes on your shirt

wabert

A spilt pint

Voosh

 

[Redhead]

A spilt pint

Voosh

The Art Of Smacking a Fly with a newspaper into the window


Floraging

 

[Parson Henry]

The Art Of Smacking a Fly with a newspaper into the window


Floraging

The art of trying to get the last bus home whilst totally inebriated.

Pubwindom

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

The art of trying to get the last bus home whilst totally inebriated.

Pubwindom

a window in a roman public house

labiaphilly

 

[Theatre of Trees]

a window in a roman public house

labiaphilly

Lover of rooms where scientific experiments take place

Wendle

 

[33057 Seagull]

Wendle - an occasional act of self abuse conducted once a week, usually on half day closing on a Wednesday.

grontophile

 

[Parson Henry]

Wendle - an occasional act of self abuse conducted once a week, usually on half day closing on a Wednesday.

grontophile

A persistent desire to moan on a football phone in line.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

You've left no word so I offer

Woollavering

 

[tedebear]

Woollavering

The long forgotten practice of wallpapering the lavatory with wool


oodlesnoop

 

[Hampden Park]

The long forgotten practice of wallpapering the lavatory with wool


oodlesnoop

the art of spoonbending a noodle

pettidoglum