False Definitions Thread

[Theatre of Trees]

used on women with an itchy ringpiece

retuping

To tup a young lady shortly after the previous tup.

Wartling

 

[El Presidente]

Wartling

The act of masturbation when in a hurry, such as when the wife has returned early from Tesco's and you are nearly at the vinegar strokes



Solfelch

 

[H block]

Minferdel A colloquial term used by southern Germans, for the meal of fried badgers and locust stew

Bobbleknockers

A person or persons with a irrational fear of hats.

 

[H block]

An abbreviation of the name 'James'

Thinkle

A small penis that has yet to grow into a winky.

 

[Hampden Park]

A small penis that has yet to grow into a winky.

you need to leave the next work H

 

[H block]

Wartling

The act of masturbation when in a hurry, such as when the wife has returned early from Tesco's and you are nearly at the vinegar strokes



Solfelch

An unnatural act favoured by homosexual contortionists

 

[H block]

Sorry............................

funtamig

 

[H block]

An affair with the elderly.

Wollopcodge

the act of hitting elderly people for no apparent reason.


grobblegage

 

[H block]

A person or persons with a irrational fear of hats.

flogglelayer

 

[El Presidente]

flogglelayer

A boy scout who has been awarded his carpet burn badge

Jakechase

 

[H block]

The fruitless efforts of slow, overaged, useless nigerian footballers.


mannaclat

 

[Hunting 784561]

Jakechase - a novelty stage act performed by Duncan Norvelle

Schnappsickle

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Jakechase - a novelty stage act performed by Duncan Norvelle

Schnappsickle

Small farm tool used to hook some unsuspecting drinkers beer when not looking. Found in small Austrian villages.

Drimerde

 

[H block]

Jakechase - a novelty stage act performed by Duncan Norvelle

Schnappsickle

A small bead of orange vommit trickling down ones chin after a night of drinking in Munich

 

[H block]

A small bead of orange vommit trickling down ones chin after a night of drinking in Munich

juicist

 

[Hunting 784561]

Small farm tool used to hook some unsuspecting drinkers beer when not looking. Found in small Austrian villages.

Drimerde

Drimerde - aged white dog poo, originally excreted by a poodle in France

Sionarastoop

 

[H block]

Drimerde - aged white dog poo, originally excreted by a poodle in France

Sionarastoop

A Japanese knee tremble


ruthovel

 

[Hampden Park]

A Japanese knee tremble


ruthovel

a female hole digger

fotyplange

 

[Hunting 784561]

Fotyplange - a spirit level designed to test the flatness of a policeman's feet

Flexadillo

 

[H block]

Fotyplange - a spirit level designed to test the flatness of a policeman's feet

Flexadillo

A small rubber toy sold in the Early Learning Centre

Quimbleplate