False Definitions Thread

[ezmally]

Scrimble

Relating to a mutation in a structural gene that changes a nucleotide triplet into a stop codon, thus prematurely terminating the polypeptide chain during protein synthesis.

Pulayshing

 

[SeagullSongs]

Scrimble

Relating to a mutation in a structural gene that changes a nucleotide triplet into a stop codon, thus prematurely terminating the polypeptide chain during protein synthesis.

Pulayshing

Nonsense!

A technique used to polish ornaments from awkward angles.

Roganteering

 

[bristo]

Nonsense!

A technique used to polish ornaments from awkward angles.

Roganteering

Participating in expeditions, and in particular to India and Bangla Desh, in search of the definitive curry.

Brinkalizing

 

[SeagullSongs]

Participating in expeditions, and in particular to India and Bangla Desh, in search of the definitive curry.

Brinkalizing

To bring something close to a precipice or to near-perfection.

Calaunt.

 

[bristo]

To bring something close to a precipice or to near-perfection.

Calaunt.

The act of hailing one's mother's or father's sister.

Sligger

 

[Art Vs Science]

The act of hailing one's mother's or father's sister.

Sligger

A sibling of slightly bigger frame,height or build


Smarmercoil

 

[bristo]

A sibling of slightly bigger frame,height or build


Smarmercoil

A small, corkscrew-like, device for getting the last smears of gel from a Brylcream jar.

Jinterton

 

[Art Vs Science]

A small, corkscrew-like, device for getting the last smears of gel from a Brylcream jar.

Jinterton

A 17th Century Norwegian Ale Jug

Smat

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

A 17th Century Norwegian Ale Jug

Smat

A small, multi-coloured sweet, used for playing table tennis in zero gravity

Frisnit

 

[Worthingite]

A small, multi-coloured sweet, used for playing table tennis in zero gravity

Frisnit

The sport of knitting with pubes.

Schlufnick

 

[bristo]

The sport of knitting with pubes.

Schlufnick

Denying someone the opportunity to huff when playing draughts in a German palace.

Dricktory

 

[brightn'ove]

Denying someone the opportunity to huff when playing draughts in a German palace.

Dricktory

the art of knitting while having your fingers and hands superglued together

postgrapelscanism

 

[bristo]

the art of knitting while having your fingers and hands superglued together

postgrapelscanism

The inability to link lexiconography to any form of linguistic clue.

twinderlimp

 

[brightn'ove]

The inability to link lexiconography to any form of linguistic clue.

twinderlimp

Twinderlimp
noun
A person that takes an internet forum word game too seriously
nb. - person may or may not also have a broken ankle see twinder

Plantertraftic

 

[bristo]

Twinderlimp
noun
A person that takes an internet forum word game too seriously
nb. - person may or may not also have a broken ankle see twinder

Plantertraftic

Fair enough response I should say.No offence meant.

A horticultural tractttor.

Glumtage

 

[pauli cee]

a kind of tape wrapped round one's self, in the hope of self improvement/nirvana...

salibriciousness

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

a kind of tape wrapped round one's self, in the hope of self improvement/nirvana...

salibriciousness

The act of smacking Salman Rushdie around the head with a large brick

supertoollap

 

[brightn'ove]

The act of smacking Salman Rushdie around the head with a large brick

supertoollap

The final stint of the 2012 Olympic Relay Final; Runners must carry a tool which carries out at least 10 different functions at the same time.

Electriphotosticity

 

[bristo]

The final stint of the 2012 Olympic Relay Final; Runners must carry a tool which carries out at least 10 different functions at the same time.

Electriphotosticity

Alternative name for Brighton now it has The Amex.

trispy

 

[Hampden Park]

a special agent with 3 eyes

bobobantum