Do you really think Brighton is nice?

[34064 Fighter Command]

Broadstairs any day.
Plus all those lovely beaches around Devon and Dorset.
Portsmouth and all that.

But you said in your first post that they were ALL crap.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Broadstairs and Portsmouth, twinned with each other and more affectionately known as 'Pikey-on-Sea'. Should be perfect for someone living in the Greater Pikey conurbation area to take their caravan and six illegitimate children on holiday.

When you going then.

 

[The Large One]

A Croydonite calling someone else a pikey. Now THERE'S a thing.

 

[Croydonbloke]

But you said in your first post that they were ALL crap.

I was stating Brighton,Eastbourne ,Worthing,Shoreham,Bognor etc for the record + i wouldn`t put Broadstairs in your league as it is very historic with lovely golden sand.

 

[Croydonbloke]

A Croydonite calling someone else a pikey. Now THERE'S a thing.

Hit a nerve has it.

 

[Turkey]

If you want a gorgeous beach you probably wouldn't go to Brighton. Try Spain instead.

Brighton is so much more than a seaside resort. It's a wicked City.

 

[Strike]

Try Camber Sands for beaches, for cool nights out Brighton is the place.

 

[Braders]

i wouldn`t put Broadstairs in your league as it is very historic with lovely golden sand.

Brighton IS very historic

ok , not got the golden sand but still ,whats better then building a pebble castle?

 

[Wilts]

My twopence worth.

Brighton is definitely not "nice". Bournemouth is what I would define as "nice", but Brighton - as a small sized city/medium sized town has plenty to do in it. Bournemouth on the other hand does not. The sea and seafront is definitely better in Bournemouth in my opinion, but the nightlife is not a patch on Brighton.

Reading is great nowadays in the city centre but is generally a hole, with the suburbs generally looking god-awful and all the shootings/gangland culture stuff that goes on. Coming down to Brighton for a weekend away from Reading always used to be good because Brighton is not as busy and bustling a place (hardly anywhere near as much traffic and people everywhere!), and its a quality place to relax and get away from it all. And when you want to go out in the evening, then it gets busy and manic again!

Oh, and Brighton isn't full of chavs, which helps...

 

[Croydonbloke]

Brighton IS very historic

ok , not got the golden sand but still ,whats better then building a pebble castle?

I would rather have sex on Broadstairs sand than on those hard pebbles?

 

[Croydonbloke]

My twopence worth.

Brighton is definitely not "nice". Bournemouth is what I would define as "nice", but Brighton - as a small sized city/medium sized town has plenty to do in it. Bournemouth on the other hand does not. The sea and seafront is definitely better in Bournemouth in my opinion, but the nightlife is not a patch on Brighton.

Reading is great nowadays in the city centre but is generally a hole, with the suburbs generally looking god-awful and all the shootings/gangland culture stuff that goes on. Coming down to Brighton for a weekend away from Reading always used to be good because Brighton is not as busy and bustling a place (hardly anywhere near as much traffic and people everywhere!), and its a quality place to relax and get away from it all. And when you want to go out in the evening, then it gets busy and manic again!

Oh, and Brighton isn't full of chavs, which helps...

Good points.

 

[Marc]

I would rather have sex on Broadstairs sand than on those hard pebbles?

sand on the foreskin...not good!

 

[Croydonbloke]

sand on the foreskin...not good!

I wouldn`t put in the sand you konow what i mean.

 

[The Large One]

I though Pikeys only had sex in their Ford Cortinas.

 

[Marc]

I wouldn`t put in the sand you konow what i mean.

I wont go into it on this thread, come join us at NSP where we can discuss the "Sex On Beach" subject in more detail

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

I think what CroydonBloke is trying to tell us, is that he's a a wind up merchant and that we'd be much better off treating him with the contempt he deserves.

 

[Marc]

I though Pikeys only had sex in their Ford Cortinas.

OI! When i passed my driving test exactly 10 years ago I borrowed my old mans cortina estate for that exact purpose.....damn those boys racers interupting us up Truleigh Hill why if it we'rnt for them I could've got some

 

[The Large One]

I think what CroydonBloke is trying to tell us, is that he's a a wind up merchant and that we'd be much better off treating him with the contempt he deserves.

He hasn't got it quite right yet.

When FG comes on here, once you've deciphered the heiroglyphics, he proceeds, using some very psychedelic thought processes, to tell us why Dick Tight / Lapdog Perry / fans who are sheep / everyone that we are morons and when are we going to smell the coffee.

Croyodonbloke just says Brighton is shit. Not very imaginative that is it? At least FG has a sense of imagination - however bizarre.

 

[Croydonbloke]

I think what CroydonBloke is trying to tell us, is that he's a a wind up merchant and that we'd be much better off treating him with the contempt he deserves.

About time someone realised.

 

[Croydonbloke]

He hasn't got it quite right yet.

When FG comes on here, once you've deciphered the heiroglyphics, he proceeds, using some very psychedelic thought processes, to tell us why Dick Tight / Lapdog Perry / fans who are sheep / everyone that we are morons and when are we going to smell the coffee.

Croyodonbloke just says Brighton is shit. Not very imaginative that is it? At least FG has a sense of imagination - however bizarre.

Just like getting to the point, Nothing wrong in that is there.
Plus i`m not clever enough and wouldn`t pretend to be, to write such words i don`t understand. Well heiroglyphics maybe you can feel me in that one.