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Did you know........? A thread full of useless facts
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BrightonBird
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The average person should be square.
ie their height should equal the same distance as the measurement between your left and right hand when you extend your arms as far as they will go (across).
god that was a tongue twister!
ie their height should equal the same distance as the measurement between your left and right hand when you extend your arms as far as they will go (across).
god that was a tongue twister!
Mr Popkins
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William Webb Ellis invented Rugby as he was Shit at Football
Tom Bombadil
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Carrots have the highest content of vitamin A of all vegetables.
The Longest Carrot recorded in 1996 was 5.14 metres (16feet 10 ½ inches)
The Heaviest Carrot recorded in the World 18.985 lb 1998(single root mass)
In early Celtic literature, the carrot is referred to as the "Honey Underground"!
The Anglo-Saxons included carrots as an ingredient in a medicinal drink against the devil and insanity
Howard Hughes always measured every carrot he ate.
Three Carrots give you enough energy to walk three miles
The Longest Carrot recorded in 1996 was 5.14 metres (16feet 10 ½ inches)
The Heaviest Carrot recorded in the World 18.985 lb 1998(single root mass)
In early Celtic literature, the carrot is referred to as the "Honey Underground"!
The Anglo-Saxons included carrots as an ingredient in a medicinal drink against the devil and insanity
Howard Hughes always measured every carrot he ate.
Three Carrots give you enough energy to walk three miles
tedebear said:
Tedebear doesn't lie, mine is. You have to do it with your left hand from your left nipple.
In Tokyo you can buy the soiled underwear of Japanese teenage girls in street vending machines.
Tom Bombadil
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Peter Mayhew, who played Chewbacca in the first three Star Wars movies, was a hospital porter in London before starring as the Wookie.
BrightonBird
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Guinness Boy said:
Nope. Still doesn't work!
Mr Popkins
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Horatio Nelsons last words were not "kiss me Hardey"
what he did say was "kismet Hardey" meaning it was his Fate or Destiny to die.
what he did say was "kismet Hardey" meaning it was his Fate or Destiny to die.
MRRF 10
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tedebear said:
mine is
Mr Popkins
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the term "Screw" used as slang for prision officers comes from the victorian era.
inmates used to get punished by the officers making them turn a handle connected to a barrel ,to make it more diffucult to turn the officer used to tighted the screw attached to it.
inmates used to get punished by the officers making them turn a handle connected to a barrel ,to make it more diffucult to turn the officer used to tighted the screw attached to it.
Sam
Formerly "Sambo"
tedebear said:
mine works! i must be deformed or somehting because it looks like it doesnt work for anyone else!
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Mr Popkins said:
People only play rugby BECAUSE they're shit at football.
FEEDBACK is the shortest word utilising the first 6 letters of the alphabet.
Curious Orange
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Mr Popkins said:
Under the current rules of football William Webb Ellis would have been sent off.
Mr Popkins
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during the 2nd world war , Adolf Hitler ordered the luffwaffe not to bomb the royal Pavillion in brighton, as he was going to use it as his British HQ when he invaded.
Mr Popkins
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it is illegal to draw a Beard on the Queen on any Banknote or stamp