Did you know........? A thread full of useless facts

[Sam]

it takes 8 minutes for the suns light to reach us

 

[Sigull]

Human Beings are called Homo Sapien Sapien

Funny that

 

[Mr Popkins]

Elvis Presley never wrote ONE of his own Songs

 

[CHAPPERS]

black and white are not colours

I'm gonna question that, can anyone help out?


Johnny Crumplin is a football genius.

 

[Minghawk]

wolf's fur cannot freeze

blancmange translated means white eat.

I thank you

 

[Seagullible]

What appears to be diced carrot in vomit is actually stomach wall lining

 

[MRRF 10]

I'm gonna question that, can anyone help out?

just believe me, look theyre not in the spectrum(rainbow) and i know, its a fact, well kind of

 

[The Large One]

Black is absence of all colours, white is the presence of all colours. The opposite is true in printing.

• Beaudchais - Irish Gaelic for 'thanks' is pronounced 'Bekkas'

• The UK has won Eurovision 5 times, holding equal second place behind Ireland's 7. However, the UK has been runner-up 16 times. No-one else has finished in the top two more than ten times. Until this year's shambolic cacophony, the UK had only once finished below 8th. (13th in 1977).

 

[CHAPPERS]

Black is absence of all colours, white is the presence of all colours. The opposite is true in printing.

So, is either a colour or technically not?

 

[The Large One]

Technically, and actually, NOT. Soz.

 

[Safeway]

Lego was invented by a Danish man called Larry Lego.

 

[Everest]

Your brain is 80% water - or in some peoples cases on here, 99%.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky (if you don't believe that, try landing a helicopter on one)

 

[zefarelly]

thats going to be a very big pig . . .or a remore controlled helicpter

when Sussex Police first got their helicpter, the heat seeking device was being used tin an ettempt to follow a naughty man . . . .it homed in on a 'hot'spot' and landed in a field near a small woods, turns out the chopper homed into a freshly laid cow pat . . . . . .once it had landed, it couldnt tAKE OFF AGAIN AS ALL THE COWS CAME UP TO IT AND WHERE LICKING IT



CLASSIC POLICE FUCKWITTERY

 

[MRRF 10]

 

[CHAPPERS]

I am wearing black socks.


Or am I??

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Sorry to drag an old thread back to the top, but just came across this. One for Watford and Brighton Rock (despite being given two pens and playing ten men, still couldn't win when playing decent oppo's eh rocky? )

The fear of failure or defeat is kakorriaphobia.

 

[The Large One]

England swings like a pendulum do.

 

[The Large One]

The Who are officially the loudest rock group in the world. And the best.

 

[Braders]

i am here !

 

[Brightonfan1983]

The famous opening of Beethoven's 5th, 'da-da-da-dum, is the morse code ( dot dot dot dash) for the letter 'V', the Roman numeral for 5.