Did you know........? A thread full of useless facts

[Brightonfan1983]

There isnt a word that Rhymes with Orange......

or chimney...

 

[Juan Albion]

There isnt a word that Rhymes with Orange......

How about whore-minge ?

 

[MRRF 10]

An encyclopedia of absolutely useless facts.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/ww2/A964686

 

[Pevenseagull]

In a recent survey 91% of Americans said they wouldn't date a vegetarian

 

[Juan Albion]

In a recent survey 91% of Americans said they wouldn't date a vegetarian

That's because they don't know where Vegetaria is.

 

[Pevenseagull]

That's because they don't know where Vegetaria is.

 

[Scotty Mac]

my computer has over one hundred mp3's on it

 

[Bad Ash]

An encyclopedia of absolutely useless facts.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/ww2/A964686

> left handed people are more prone to bed-wetting.

So you left handers may be more intelligent, but at least I don't wet the bed (when sober)!

 

[Scotty Mac]

i saw 2 mice at seperate sdtations on the london underground yestersday

 

[MRRF 10]

the average small cloud only has a life span of 10 seconds

 

[brighton rock]

That the "OOmagoolie" bird has NO Legs.

 

[Rougvie]

That ex-Brighton legend (ahem) Doug Rougvie was my first boss when I graduated. He was still playing then, but for Huntly in the Highland League.

 

[Benny Seagull]

my computer speakers have tsun mi written on them

 

[brighton rock]

"Wherethfukarwe tribe" are Short people who live in very long grass?

 

[MRRF 10]

i am 15 on friday

 

[Eggmundo]

Jockeys are not allowed Beards.
Don't blame me, I don't make the rules up.

 

[Simster]

Lego was invented by a Danish man called Larry Lego.

Chortle.

Actually it comes from the word "Lege". Danish for "play".

 

[fatboy]

Girls are all GAY.

 

[Everest]

Not just partly gay then?

Or do you mean "all girls are gay"?

 

[pasty]

The famous opening of Beethoven's 5th, 'da-da-da-dum, is the morse code ( dot dot dot dash) for the letter 'V', the Roman numeral for 5.

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And the text message alert on Nokia phones that goes da-da-da-daa-daa-da-da-da is morse code for SMS . . . _ _ . . .