Current Job

[ryans father]

MD of a media company in the city

 

[WATFORD zero]

I'm IT Director of a Software House , but i'm thinking of becoming a chimney sweep or graduate excel monkey as my next career move.

(dwayne is my careers advisor )

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Web application development and server configuration/maintanance

AKA the monkey that writes the code and runs the machines that makes the shiny website the designer made work. And all part time, because I'm still "in education", albeit 16 hours a week.

why dosent that surprise me!?

 

[dwayne]

I'm IT Director of a Software House , but i'm thinking of becoming a chimney sweep or graduate excel monkey as my next career move.

(dwayne is my careers advisor )

not difficult to become a director when there's about 50 employees is it now. I'll stick to my tier 1 Investment Banks thankyou.

...and yes I'm a have a no-mark job but at least it's a well paid no-mark job OUTSIDE of IT

 

[WATFORD zero]

I'm pleased you're happy to be outside IT dwayne,







(although when i came across you a couple of years ago Excel monkey wasn't an IT Job)

 

[Dandyman]

I work for Uncle Buck and Dandyman.

They treat me good.

Indeed we do. We let you out of the gimp suit at least twice last week.


p.s. when not pimping Albion fans, I am Principal Personnel Adviser for a London inner city LEA.

 

[Brighton till i die]

There were loads of crooks down there!

yeah mate - you know it!!

 

[virgirlo]

I work in the Sports Industry in london. Hoping to become involved in the Olympics, the FA or Sport England. Local Government work gets boring

 

[maffew]

Indeed we do. We let you out of the gimp suit at least twice last week.


p.s. when not pimping Albion fans, I am Principal Personnel Adviser for a London inner city LEA.

does that mean HR in a school?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

last day at argos tommorow after nearly two years there

thankgod im leaving those 40 year old losers behind who have ambitions of moving up the working ladder to 'places like sainsburys' jeez.

off to uni!

Do you know Lisa Bruzas, Matt Boyd, Anthony Dello or spotty Scott?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

nothing wrong with being 40 you ageist sponger

 

[Dandyman]

does that mean HR in a school?

It means HR for an Education Authority. I deal with non-school staff such as Education Psychologists, Youth Workers, Inspection & Advisory,pupil referral units, Early Years & Sure Start, and various support areas. One of my colleagues has the pleasure of dealing with schools.

 

[The Auditor]

last day at argos tommorow after nearly two years there

thankgod im leaving those 40 year old losers behind who have ambitions of moving up the working ladder to 'places like sainsburys' jeez.

off to uni!

Those 40 year old losers are paying the tax that will fund your university you ungrateful bastard

 

[Richard Whiteley]

whoops

 

[Richard Whiteley]

How did you progress from monitoring Badger rapees to that?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

That's what we are here for

Server recovery etc etc

And as an IT Consultant I can actually help you move your data and systems to DTGs DR site - and I can recommend his company as well !!!!

 

[Richard Whiteley]

I work in the regulation of health professionals. So if you know someone who has been raped or murdered by a chiropodist, i will endeavour to make sure that person never works as a foot-fetishist again.
I bet you feel much safer now.

How did you progress from monitoring Badger rapees to that?

 

[Richard Whiteley]

aarrrgh, what the f*** is going on?

 

[The Large One]

Graphic designer - and a pretty damned good one at that, thank you for asking. Fully employed and all, not like these lazy, get-out-of-bed-at-eleven-freelancers the city seems to be full of.

Mainly design magazines, but am also a proof-reader and pre-press / production manager, as well as not being above writing the odd article. One of our editors has promised that my next article will be all about... Harveys Brewery. The research is going to be marvellous. Wahey!

 

[Meade's Ball]

How did you progress from monitoring Badger rapees to that?

They gave the porn job to people in the Philippines. 25 cents an hour to look at soiled pants and tight dog scrotums.
I was made unemployed. I lounged around for a month or so, scrubbing deliriously at my mind and the pictures therein. Then found myself temping here. The people are nice and i don't have to stare at erections if i don't want to.