Current Job

[Kinky Gerbil]

and pimp rumble

 

[Trufflehound]

I wanted to set up in business as a carpet salesman, and thought I'd get my mate Speedy Gonzalez to sell the underlay underlay.

 

[Uncle Buck]

and pimp rumble

That is more of a lucrative hobby than a source of employment. He needs his medical soon...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Is he to get a sack wax?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is he to get a sack wax?

Needs tightening up.

 

[Stinky Kat]

I market water...

thats a winner - everyone needs water

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Needs tightening up.

i concur - i want first dips on the train

 

[Uncle Buck]

thats a winner - everyone needs water

And you have to buy it from us.

 

[Uncle Buck]

i concur - i want first dips on the train

Money in advance.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

ill give you half before and half after

 

[Uncle Buck]

ill give you half before and half after

Deal.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Tell him ill see him in the toilet at gatwick

 

[Redhead]

I'm an estate agent

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

service engineer for british gas,great job.........AND i can park anywhere in brighton when on emergency calls! OI, TRAFFIC WARDENS.........CANT CATCH ME

 

[Scoffers]

IT Director for a Software House in London, live in Burgess Hill

 

[Uncle Buck]

IT Director for a Software House in London, live in Burgess Hill

Hang on, your are an IT Director so presumably on a decent wedge?

So why the feck are you living in Buggers Hole?

 

[Simster]

I'm a chimney sweep. My mates call me CHIMNEY and I make SEVEN GRAND a WEEK.

 

[yorkshire seagull]

Stockbroker - oop north in sunny Leeds. Not a bad job, quite well paid, but have to live in Leeds.....

 

[Normal Rob]

work for a publishing company - but am jacking it all in to train as a paramedic next month! Long journey but hopefully it will be worth it.

 

[Scoffers]

Hang on, your are an IT Director so presumably on a decent wedge?

So why the feck are you living in Buggers Hole?

Nothing wrong with BH. Been living there since 1997 in one of the new-ish estates, big house - cul de sac, fantastic neighbours (one an ex runner in the Olympics for GB), only gripe is no decent pubs and could do with a bigger garden !!