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Crystal Palace - Joke club
- Thread starter peterward
- Start date
fork me
I have changed this
A man is driving into Brighton and there's a huge traffic jam on the A23. He spies a copper walking aling with a bucket so he calls him over.
"What's happening?"
"There's a Palace fan standing in the middle of the road further down. He's so depressed he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set fire to it. Anyway, me and the boys felt so sorry for him we're having a collection"
"That's nice, how much have you got so far?"
"About 50 liters"
"What's happening?"
"There's a Palace fan standing in the middle of the road further down. He's so depressed he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set fire to it. Anyway, me and the boys felt so sorry for him we're having a collection"
"That's nice, how much have you got so far?"
"About 50 liters"
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
It really was a good job i did not take a mouth full of beer just then,otherwise i would have ruined my keyboard...
My aunt bought me a Palace Ticket by mistake once so I thought let's not throw it away so I took it to Smellhurst and nailed it to the gate, when I got home I thought to myself what an absolute waste so I went back but it was already to late someone had stolen the nail
O.K. Quentin calm down.You didn't fold did you? NO.
I await the next time some twat on here starts about hoping we go in to admin. a third time and bust you will jump in and be all high and mighty with him.Being called a **** by you lot is a compliment so thanks.
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
F*cking hope you go into admin you p^key w*nker-well i could not help myself......you asked for it,did you not,still it's not my style-i much prefer not to shout and swear-
So
I hope and pray that your long and good fortuned run in the football pyramid above the mighty Albion is drawing to a close,and a new lesser light is emerging from the shadows to dominate the now slowly decaying and slumbering,once proud Eagle....a mighty Sea bird that has coupled it's natural skill of sea fishing with that of urban warfare...the Seagull.
Seagull Steve
SWC
I ain't being high and mighty, I just like having a pop at you lot. Just like the good old days eh Nigel?
public school boy
Banned
Two Palace supporters, Bez and Jez, walking down the street. Bez says to Jez, " what's that stink, have you shit yourself"? Jez replies" not me mate" "Don't believe you" said Bez so drop your pants which Jez does and out drops 2KGs of shit. "I thought you said that you had not shit yourself" said Bez. "I thought you meant today" said Jez
Black Dalek
Active member
- Jan 19, 2004
- 283
Bloke goes into a bar say's "Ere, what do you think of Football at Crystal Palace!" Barman burst into laughter and say's "Good idea but it will never work" 
World of Sport
Well-known member
My dyslexic Palace mate just rang me and said "There's been a death at a army warehouse in London"
terryberry1
Well-known member
Q: What do you get if you see a Crystal Palace fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
A: More sand.
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
Happened upon a Nigels funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
Nigel says to Nigel "I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Southend & Nigella got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Clacton & Nigella got pregnant. Last year I went to Margate & Nigella got pregnant." Nigel asks "So what are you going to do this year?."
Nigel replies," I'll f***ing take her with me!"
Nigel replies," I'll f***ing take her with me!"
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
An ode to Selhurst
This is a hole that never heals
The more you go the worse it feels
And all the soap from here to hell
Can never get rid of that f***ing smell
This is a hole that never heals
The more you go the worse it feels
And all the soap from here to hell
Can never get rid of that f***ing smell
ASCPFC
New member
About 10-20% of the jokes on this thread are funny. About the same percentage of Brighton fans who are not totally plastic and who will bother continuing to attend once the bubble bursts, this season.
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
22000 season tickets mate (TWENTY TWO THOUSAND).
Is that actual attendance or the "reported" figure?
Brok
🦡
- Dec 26, 2011
- 4,373
Weren't you lot saying that last season?
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
I expect a similar post from another CP supporter next year... and the year after that... and so on.
Good luck with surviving this season.
Holme on the Dale
Banned
- Jan 31, 2012
- 51