Classic Simpsons lines

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Chief Wiggum: "Ralph what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery."

 

[SussexSpur]

Too many, too many to compare. . .!

Off the top of my head. . .

(As Santa's Little Helper runs off to join the Springfielders jogging with George Bush Snr)
Homer: I guess you could say he's barking up the wrong bush.
Homer's brain: There it is, Homer - the cleverest thing you'll ever say and no one was around to hear it.
Homer: Doh!

Or as the kids are revealing the adults' secrets on radio:
Lisa: And who is it who's been practising medicine without a licence?
(Dr Hibbert looks uncomfortable and sweating)
Lisa: That's right - Homer Simpson!
Voice in the background: Doh!

Or. . .

Homer: Everything's expensive these days. Like this Bible I just bought - fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book. EVERYone's a sinner!
Except this guy. . .

 

[Fridge Man]

Film Festival episode when Todd is sailing away Flanders says "Flanders to god Flanders to god come down from heaven and save our Todd" then the tree falls and stops him.

Also in Film festival when Homer is trying out for the part as mr burns and says 'Exactly' instead of Excellent, that was an all time classic

 

[alan partridge]

homer meets the smashing pumpkins

'Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins' *offers hand*

'Homer Simpson, smiling politely' *shakes hand*

 

[Jason Speaks]

Marge: Hey Homie did you get waiting to exhale?
Homer: Well they put us on the waiting to exhale waiting list but they said don't hold your breath.

 

[Safeway]

(Smithers to Burns) "The feeling is more than mutual, sir"

 

[Safeway]

(Moe to Homer when he's laying in bed waiting for his heart operation) "Hey, Homer. That's beer's not free you know"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Simpsons driving along when a deer runs out in front of them.

Homer: "Doh!"

Marge: "A deer!"

Lisa: "A female deer!"

 

[Robbo]

Chief Wiggum: "Aww, can't anybody in this town take the law into their own hands?"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Around the house
I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub par
Because I'd rather have a beer
Than win father of the year
I'm happy with things the way they are"

(Homer singing in the Mary Poppins tribute episode)

 

[Robbo]

Mr Burns: "What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

 

[Safeway]

Moe, on various occasions: "Oh, crap"

 

[Robbo]

In the episode where Homer is the manager of singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin:

Lurleen: Homer you say the sweetest things. Most men who do that usually want something in return.

Homer: Well. err, i was gonna ask for a glass of water, but now i feel kinda guilty!



Classic, makes me chuckle evertime!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Rod & Todd

"Daddy, may we anoint the sores on his feet?"

 

[Robbo]

Mayor Quimby: Did i, uh, hear a briefcase opening?

 

[Robbo]

Snake: (after being arrested) I'll be back on the street in 24 hours.

Chief Wiggum: We'll try and make it 12!

 

[Jason Speaks]

Homer: I don't need your pity, or you money.
(He pockets the money)
Ron Howard: Usually when you say that you give the money back.

 

[Robbo]

Otto: MY name is Ot-to, I love to get blo-to!



I think most of us can relate to that!

 

[Robbo]

Apu: One twenty-nine cent stamp? Thats a dollar eighty-five. Thank-you, come again!

 

[Robbo]

Fat Tony: You have 24 hours to give us your money. And to show you we are serious, you have 12 hours!