Classic Simpsons lines

[Seagullmatt]

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

 

[Easy 10]

Wahoo, four day weekend!

I think the full quote for this one is:

Marge: (on the Friday) "Homey, that was Mr Burns. He says if you don't come in to work today, then don't bother coming in on Monday"

Homer: WooHoo, 4 day weekend !"

 

[Titanic]

Bart walking along with his buddy Millhouse...

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them...as is my understanding."

 

[Seagullmatt]

I think the full quote for this one is:

Marge: (on the Friday) "Homey, that was Mr Burns. He says if you don't come in to work today, then don't bother coming in on Monday"

Homer: WooHoo, 4 day weekend !"

Yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to type it all. I'm sure everbody knew what i was talking about anyway

http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml

This site looks better. Haven't checked it yet.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Marge, there's only two kinds of guys who wear those shirts. Gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me".

(Homer)

 

[Seagullmatt]

I like your signature, Edna. That's a classic!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

All round to Skinner's for steamed hams then.

Coming, mother!

 

[Titanic]

"Your mother seems upset... I'll have to have a talk with her... during the commercials!"

 

[Seagullmatt]

Hans Moleman: You took four minutes of my life and I want them back. Oh I'd only waste them anyway.

 

[Seagullmatt]

Lou: Y'know I went to the McDonalds in uh Shelbyville the other day.

Wiggum: The McWhat?

Lou: Uh, the McDonalds restaraunt. I never heard of it either but they have over 2000 locations in this State alone.

Eddie: Hmm. Must have sprung up overnight.

Lou: You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences.

Wiggum: Example

Lou: Well at McDonalds you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right, but, they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

Wiggum: Get out.. well what do they call it?

Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.

Wiggum: A Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well I can picture the cheese, but... uh. Do they have 'Krusty Partially Gelagnated Non Dairy Gum Based Beverages'?

Lou: MmmHmm, they call them "Shakes".

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Homer: No beer and no TV make homer something, something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if I do... (cue shouting and screaming).

thats my favourite quote

 

[Brovion]

Ahh! one of my favorite thread topics!


"It takes two to lie Marge! One to lie and one to listen!"

And after smoking medicinal marijuana
Marge: "Hi Homie, where d'you get the suit?"
Homer: "Woa Marge! One question at a time!"


(After watching a magician sawing Marge in half and producing monkeys from her 'body')

Homer: (Rubbing chin thoughtfully) "So she was really made of chimps!"

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

or the song (to the tune of the flinstones song) - "simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAHHHH"

 

[Spicy]

I won't be able to remember the exact lines but its the episode where Homer and Marge are trying to rekindle some excitement in their marriage. Homer has been caught up on the end of a hot air balloon and the congregation is in church.

The vicar says "Look up and thank God for that wonderful glass roof" and as he says it Homer's bare bum slides across the roof.

"Look down and thank God for the wonderful flooring in the church"

Makes me chuckle every time.

 

[Seagullmatt]

I won't be able to remember the exact lines but its the episode where Homer and Marge and trying to rekindle some excitement in their marriage. Homer has been caught up on the end of a hor air balloon and the congregation is in church.

The vicar says "Look up and thank God for that wonderful glass roof" and as he says it Homer's bare bum slides across the roof.

"Look down and thank God for the wonderful flooring in the church"

Makes me chuckle every time.

One of the best episodes, definately.One of my favourite Simpsons moments.

Save me Jebus!

 

[US Seagull]

There was a good line in last weeks (don't remeber the exact wording):

Marge: Homer, I want to know what you've been doing after work

Homer: Marge, I won't lie to you........[silence]

 

[pasty]

Both from the episode where Homer gives up drinking for 30 days.

Pouring his Duff down the sink he sings....

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Bryan Magee.
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen


And after 30 days when he's allowed to drink again....

"Marge, send the kinds to the neighbours. I'm going to Moe's and I'm coming back loaded"

And my all time favourite chalk board gag "Goldfish Don't Bounce"

 

[Spicy]

Another fave is when Homer sees something so shocking he spends the whole episode screaming "Aaarrgghh, aaarrgghhh, aarrgghh.......................................................... Aaarggghh!"

 

[crasher]

When Homer gets a present - a newspaper from the day he was born.

The headline in the paper is "Enormously Fat Ugly Baby Born in Springfield."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Homer: "Learning how to weasel out of things is
important, its what separates us from the animals...
(except the weasel)"