Chris Iwelumo to sign today... (He has now signed - official)

[Marshy]

i think he could be quite useful, well worth a go.

 

[jmc]

scottish Striker oh dear!

 

[227 BHA]

Can't remember what he looks like - Iwelumo doesn't sound very Scottish (unless its McIwelumo ) Is he black or white?

 

[SeagullSimon]

 

[jmc]

Obviously scottish!

 

[227 BHA]

Thought so - looks like Derek Griffiths

 

[brighton rock]

wow good to see brighton signing top name players

even akindonkey get picked before him

 

[Lush]

Stop the press! "Rock underwhelmed by Iwelumo"

 

[bhaexpress]

Yes but at least we didn't pay £2 million for a useless git.

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[Trigger]

Truly quality in Porridge

 

[berkshire seagull]

Looks like a good signing and im sure he will be better with better players around him.

 

[mona]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's thin and not a sumo
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Chris.....................

 

[Fran Hagarty]

Accorsding to the lunch time news, Iwelumo still hasn't put pen to paper yet and apparently he may just be a loan player.

 

[Soton Seagull]

Accorsding to the lunch time news, Iwelumo still hasn't put pen to paper yet and apparently he may just be a loan player.

Could it be we have all been duped?

 

[Trigger]

Could it be we have all been duped?

Again?...

 

[Biscuit]

I'd love to know how we're going to find a song for him

f*** knows.

 

[Yorkie]

Ferret's column mentions two new faces so one will be a loan and one a free/permanent, I would have thought.

 

[ditchy]

Truly quality in Porridge

i actually played 5 aside against him many moons ago ..was a dirty bstard then !!

 

[pasty]

I think he's a bit of a cult figure up there. Big, bustling, shit, scores the odd goal - you know the sort of thing.

Cripes. I thought we'd signed Emile Heskey reading that.