ChapmansThe Saviour is a prat

[Uncle Buck]

The Kinky model is far too expensive for something that has been RIPPED apart numerous times.

But there is a great combined offer of the Kinky and the Rumble.

 

[Race]

Are you sure I cannot interest you in the Kinky model? Brilliant value, although do you have any farm yard animals?

Only if he wears bright red lipgloss and is willing to scoop up the dog poop in the back garden? I'd be willing to pay an extra 50p for that

 

[Uncle Buck]

Only if he wears bright red lipgloss and is willing to scoop up the dog poop in the back garden? I'd be willing to pay an 50p for that

The problem with that request is he has been know to pay to do that...

 

[Race]

Are we sure that is wise. I have found that model rather argumentative and seems better suited to an environment in the East Midlands.

TFH? no problem, I'll beat that out of him and I reckon he'd look great alongside Chappers cooking pizza!

 

[tedebear]

TFH? no problem, I'll beat that out of him and I reckon he'd look great alongside Chappers cooking pizza!

in pink flowery wellies and a lovely pink pinny (and not a stitch else) ??

i'd pay to see that...

 

[Uncle Buck]

TFH? no problem, I'll beat that out of him and I reckon he'd look great alongside Chappers cooking pizza!

Ah that is a surcharge if they are expected to wear anything other than their normal attire.

Will madam being paying in advance or via are new direct debit scheme?

 

[Race]

Ah that is a surcharge if they are expected to wear anything other than their normal attire.

Will madam being paying in advance or via are new direct debit scheme?

Cash up front, but only if its a BOGOF offer and they both wear a pink pinny, and I'll supply the pizza

 

[Uncle Buck]

Cash up front, but only if its a BOGOF offer and they both wear a pink pinny, and I'll supply the pizza

You drive a hard deal, however done.

I will fax the paper work, their dog licences and medic records through.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yay! Off to a new life in Southampton!

 

[Dandyman]

in pink flowery wellies and a lovely pink pinny (and not a stitch else) ??

i'd pay to see that...

The bidding is open. Do I hear £100 ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yay! Off to a new life in Southampton!

Keep an eye on the Oaf.

 

[tedebear]

The bidding is open. Do I hear £100 ?

I have 20 tescos club card points?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I have 20 tescos club card points?

I can send Kinky round for that much?

 

[Race]

Keep an eye on the Oaf.

Who is the Oaf

 

[Yorkie]

I can send Kinky round for that much?

He is definitely damaged goods. His nose will never be the same again.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Who is the Oaf

A 'special' person who lives in Southampton.

Do not let him near red wine at 7am or matches when in a curry house...

 

[tedebear]

I can send Kinky round for that much?

what do I get for my club card points PLUS I've just found a farleys rusk?

 

[Uncle Buck]

what do I get for my club card points PLUS I've just found a farleys rusk?

Kinky will leave your pets alone?

 

[tedebear]

Kinky will leave your pets alone?

I don't have pets I have cortinas

 

[Dandyman]

Who is the Oaf

A curious Cornish medical experiment who excels in falling asleep, breaking trains and setting Indian restuarants on fire acccidently. He also comes with gripping hands and his own chest wig.