Can't decide

[Srixon]

Patent leather YMCA cap or a gimp mask for my next vist to Brighton?

Gimp mask please. Pm me as i know some fanatic partys.

 

[The Large One]

City so thats more of the unholy bum boys oh my god i must remember to pack my anal wash incase of gang rape!!!!

Anal wash? Don't bother.

By the time you're through, you won't have need for an anus.

 

[byronsdad]

See thats the point i class homosexuality as one of the deadly sins was just finding out if the rumors were true and obviously are, as i attend the goodwood festival of speed every year i was thinking of stopping in Brighton, but i like ladies, beer and not round the back bum abusing i shall not be visiting your deprived and lowly status of a CITY and be going along the coast to beautiful hastings where i have heard the people are normal, and dont like knobs pushed up their arses!!

Thanks for making my mind up beef bayonet munchers!!!!!!!

 

[Arthur]

Should i bring a butt plug to protect my man hole?

You're going to need something bigger than a butt plug to fill a man hole fella.

How about another man?

 

[The Large One]

See thats the point i class homosexuality as one of the deadly sins was just finding out if the rumors were true and obviously are, as i attend the goodwood festival of speed every year i was thinking of stopping in Brighton, but i like ladies, beer and not round the back bum abusing i shall not be visiting your deprived and lowly status of a CITY and be going along the coast to beautiful hastings where i have heard the people are normal, and dont like knobs pushed up their arses!!

Thanks for making my mind up beef bayonet munchers!!!!!!!

Oh, and bring Byron. Threesomes are FUN.

Incidentally, you're in no position to talk about 'class'.

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Patent leather YMCA cap or a gimp mask for my next vist to Brighton?

mo·ron *(môrn, mr-)
n.
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
[From Greek mron, neuter of mros, stupid, foolish.]
mo·ronic (m-rnk, mô-) adj.
mo·roni·cal·ly adv.
moronism, mo·roni·ty (m-rn-t, mô-) n.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
moron [ˈmɔːrɒn]
n
1. a foolish or stupid person
2. (Psychology) a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, able to work under supervision
[from Greek mōros foolish]
moronic* [mɒˈrɒnɪk] adj
moronically* adv
moronism*, moronity n
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*
ThesaurusLegend: *Synonyms*Related Words*Antonyms
Noun 1. moron - a person of subnormal intelligence *
changeling, cretin, half-wit, idiot, imbecile, retard
mongoloid - a person suffering from Down syndrome (no longer used technically in this sense)
simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense
2. Moron - a city in Argentina, to the west of Buenos Aires
Argentina, Argentine Republic - a republic in southern South America; second largest country in South America
Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2008 Princeton University, Farlex Inc.
moron
noun fool, idiot, dummy (slang), berk (Brit. slang), charlie (Brit. informal), tosser (Brit. slang), dope (informal), jerk (slang, chiefly U.S. & Canad.), ass, plank (Brit. slang), prick (derogatory slang), wally (slang), prat (slang), plonker (slang), coot, geek (slang), twit (informal, chiefly Brit.), bonehead (slang), chump, dunce, imbecile, cretin, oaf, simpleton, airhead (slang), dimwit (informal), dipstick (Brit. slang), dickhead (slang), gonzo (slang), schmuck (U.S. slang), dork (slang), nitwit (informal), dolt, blockhead, divvy (Brit. slang), pillock (Brit. slang), halfwit, dweeb (U.S. slang), putz (U.S. slang), fathead (informal), weenie (U.S. informal), eejit (Scot. & Irish), thicko (Brit. slang), dumb-ass (slang), gobshite (Irish taboo slang), dunderhead, numpty (Scot. informal), doofus (slang, chiefly U.S.), lamebrain (informal), mental defective, fuckwit (taboo slang), thickhead, muttonhead (slang), nerd or nurd (slang), numbskull or numskull I used to think that he was a moron.
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[byronsdad]

mo·ron *(môrn, mr-)
n.
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
[From Greek mron, neuter of mros, stupid, foolish.]
mo·ronic (m-rnk, mô-) adj.
mo·roni·cal·ly adv.
moronism, mo·roni·ty (m-rn-t, mô-) n.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
moron [ˈmɔːrɒn]
n
1. a foolish or stupid person
2. (Psychology) a person having an intelligence quotient of between 50 and 70, able to work under supervision
[from Greek mōros foolish]
moronic* [mɒˈrɒnɪk] adj
moronically* adv
moronism*, moronity n
Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003
*
ThesaurusLegend: *Synonyms*Related Words*Antonyms
Noun 1. moron - a person of subnormal intelligence *
changeling, cretin, half-wit, idiot, imbecile, retard
mongoloid - a person suffering from Down syndrome (no longer used technically in this sense)
simpleton, simple - a person lacking intelligence or common sense
2. Moron - a city in Argentina, to the west of Buenos Aires
Argentina, Argentine Republic - a republic in southern South America; second largest country in South America
Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2008 Princeton University, Farlex Inc.
moron
noun fool, idiot, dummy (slang), berk (Brit. slang), charlie (Brit. informal), tosser (Brit. slang), dope (informal), jerk (slang, chiefly U.S. & Canad.), ass, plank (Brit. slang), prick (derogatory slang), wally (slang), prat (slang), plonker (slang), coot, geek (slang), twit (informal, chiefly Brit.), bonehead (slang), chump, dunce, imbecile, cretin, oaf, simpleton, airhead (slang), dimwit (informal), dipstick (Brit. slang), dickhead (slang), gonzo (slang), schmuck (U.S. slang), dork (slang), nitwit (informal), dolt, blockhead, divvy (Brit. slang), pillock (Brit. slang), halfwit, dweeb (U.S. slang), putz (U.S. slang), fathead (informal), weenie (U.S. informal), eejit (Scot. & Irish), thicko (Brit. slang), dumb-ass (slang), gobshite (Irish taboo slang), dunderhead, numpty (Scot. informal), doofus (slang, chiefly U.S.), lamebrain (informal), mental defective, fuckwit (taboo slang), thickhead, muttonhead (slang), nerd or nurd (slang), numbskull or numskull I used to think that he was a moron.
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HEHE is this your signature ??

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Patent leather YMCA cap or a gimp mask for my next vist to Brighton?

HEHE is this your signature ??

f*** off retard. Can't you read the sign? There's no fishing allowed here. This is my swim. Find your own bs move long.

 

[les dynam]

See thats the point i class homosexuality as one of the deadly sins was just finding out if the rumors were true and obviously are, as i attend the goodwood festival of speed every year i was thinking of stopping in Brighton, but i like ladies, beer and not round the back bum abusing i shall not be visiting your deprived and lowly status of a CITY and be going along the coast to beautiful hastings where i have heard the people are normal, and dont like knobs pushed up their arses!!

Thanks for making my mind up beef bayonet munchers!!!!!!!

dear oh dear oh dear.

 

[byronsdad]

dear oh dear oh dear.

Dont call me dear les my ass is not for rent

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Dont call me dear les my ass is not for rent

What a ****.

 

[brighton_girl87]

See thats the point i class homosexuality as one of the deadly sins was just finding out if the rumors were true and obviously are, as i attend the goodwood festival of speed every year i was thinking of stopping in Brighton, but i like ladies, beer and not round the back bum abusing i shall not be visiting your deprived and lowly status of a CITY and be going along the coast to beautiful hastings where i have heard the people are normal, and dont like knobs pushed up their arses!!

Thanks for making my mind up beef bayonet munchers!!!!!!!

Wow you sound simply lovely

 

[The Large One]

Dont call me dear les my ass is not for rent

Quite right. It's for FREE to any bitch who wants it.

And by the time you've finished being wantonly rimmed, double-arsed f***ed and three-cock gobbed, you'll be crying for a week and paralysed for a month.

 

[Gus Poyet's inner FLAIR]

I'd go for the cap myself.

 

[ILIKECANDLES]

Quite right. It's for FREE to any bitch who wants it.

And by the time you've finished being wantonly rimmed, double-arsed f***ed and three-cock gobbed, you'll be crying for a week and paralysed for a month.

 

[Easy 10]

See thats the point i class homosexuality as one of the deadly sins was just finding out if the rumors were true and obviously are, as i attend the goodwood festival of speed every year i was thinking of stopping in Brighton, but i like ladies, beer and not round the back bum abusing i shall not be visiting your deprived and lowly status of a CITY and be going along the coast to beautiful hastings where i have heard the people are normal, and dont like knobs pushed up their arses!!

Thanks for making my mind up beef bayonet munchers!!!!!!!

Well, thanks for letting everyone know. I'm sure we'll somehow come to terms with the disppointment, and pick up the pieces of our shattered dreams now we know that you won't be gracing our fine city with your oh-so-witty presence.

Its heartening to know that the internet is still made available to those with learning difficulties, who can only express themselves through unoriginal, amazingly dull jibes based on the most simplistic stereotypes. I'm sure it made you feel more of a MAN though didn't it, you big tough beefcake you.

zzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[les dynam]

Is this the same 42 year old retard from that 'thanks' thread? I actually feel sorry for this bloke, he's obviously a very lonely, sad and bitter person who's probably been dealt a bad hand in life.

 

[byronsdad]

Well, thanks for letting everyone know. I'm sure we'll somehow come to terms with the disppointment, and pick up the pieces of our shattered dreams now we know that you won't be gracing our fine city with your oh-so-witty presence.

Its heartening to know that the internet is still made available to those with learning difficulties, who can only express themselves through unoriginal, amazingly dull jibes based on the most simplistic stereotypes. I'm sure it made you feel more of a MAN though didn't it, you big tough beefcake you.

zzzzzzzzzzzz.

No pal knowing i like ladies and not men makes me feel more of a man

 

[byronsdad]

Wow you sound simply lovely

Hope your not a rug muncher lassie such a waste if you are.

 

[les dynam]

No pal knowing i like ladies and not men makes me feel more of a man

you feel more of a man? which man?