Sex with a lady is ok as far as it goes but its not like the real thing bigboy.
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Sex with a lady is ok as far as it goes but its not like the real thing bigboy.
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
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Sorry, but your mum and granny don't count.
Brian Fantana
Well-known member
See, that wasn't so hard was it? (that's probably what your used to hearing)
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
More of a man ? You sound more like an ape, dumb bell.
Why not polish up on your your english, see if you can mash something even moderately amusing into your keyboard thats actually worth reading, instead of wasting everyones time with your boring, stunningly unoriginal gaybashing, as if you're the first to come up with that stuff ? You're making yourself look a right tit.
Whats next, onto Cardiff Citys messageboards to call them all sheepshaggers ?
Woo. Hoo.
*slow handclap*
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Nah just dont like puffs as for the right tit id have that over a blokes bum anytime.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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- #48
Stunning wit. Well done.
Pick up your knuckles on your way out eh.
Thanks
pick up your vaseline on yours
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
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Puffs like the Magic Dragon?
The Ringleader Returns!
Banned
byronsdad: Oi, Byron. Good day at school?
Byron. Naaa. I was facking hangover all day, innit. Year 6 is facking knackering. Wots these SAT things. you didn't even go to school did ya dad?
byronsdad: Na, I was too busy looking after my old man. Who needs school when you can be a funny man like me?
Byron: Funny Man? You mean like that guy with all the jokes on the telly box?
byronsdad: That's right son, guess wot I did.
Byron: Dunno. Come on then, tell me funny man.
byronsdad: Right, well I went on the Brighton messageboard which is on that internet thing. Yeah, and I made some gay jokes. cos you know, our football team beat theirs. Then i collected my dole money and bought some special brew.
byron: oh dad, you are such a hoot. Did you go see grandma earlier?
byronsdad: Indeed i did son, shes now 7 months preggers. I can't wait to see my new son for the first time.
Byron: She told me it was mine!?
Byron. Naaa. I was facking hangover all day, innit. Year 6 is facking knackering. Wots these SAT things. you didn't even go to school did ya dad?
byronsdad: Na, I was too busy looking after my old man. Who needs school when you can be a funny man like me?
Byron: Funny Man? You mean like that guy with all the jokes on the telly box?
byronsdad: That's right son, guess wot I did.
Byron: Dunno. Come on then, tell me funny man.
byronsdad: Right, well I went on the Brighton messageboard which is on that internet thing. Yeah, and I made some gay jokes. cos you know, our football team beat theirs. Then i collected my dole money and bought some special brew.
byron: oh dad, you are such a hoot. Did you go see grandma earlier?
byronsdad: Indeed i did son, shes now 7 months preggers. I can't wait to see my new son for the first time.
Byron: She told me it was mine!?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh, But he has a son in the picture so that proves he is not carrying out dirty deeds with his own sex. very good by the way
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
New member
bad news sunshine,
You're not Byrons dad,
some sailors shot their lot on your wife's shoes and the flys did the rest.
least You can't get done for incest now sweetcheeks.
Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
You've clearly never been to Hartlepool-they have all been dealt a shit hand in life. We stayed up there after the game and went to a couple of pubs and I thought we'd stumbled across the shooting of Deliverance II. In one pub there were 5 people drinking and they had 5 teeth between them-the men were even uglier.
bhaexpress
New member
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh, But he has a son in the picture so that proves he is not carrying out dirty deeds with his own sex. very good by the way
Have you heard of bisexuality ? Maybe not, can't be too easy to hear from inside your closet.
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Whohoy if ever as case for a bellend blower its this fanny here, are you the man or woman in your relationship with gok wan?
dear dear me
adrian29uk
New member
- Sep 10, 2003
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Where do the fing morons come from. Hope he gets Google trashed.
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- #58
Nah ill stick to what god intended thanks uphill gardener
The Large One
Who's Next?
But you haven't even got a cock.
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
Did you really call your kid 'Byron'?