Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Seagullible]

I misread the thing about the well-known racist Mendoza. I thought at first DP had said he was a dirty talker.

It made for a very surreal few moments.

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Please feel free to Call Brett (or Susan as he prefers on weekends) on 0898 696969

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I misread the thing about the well-known racist Mendoza. I thought at first DP had said he was a dirty talker.

It made for a very surreal few moments.

Anyhow - enough about me. You lot carry on with this binfest.

Where do you think you're going you wotsit stealer you!!! I can see the evidence on your hands. Go back to your Monster Munches you philistine!!!!

 

[Uncle C]

That wasn't a job.

Just an excuse to get close to someones bottom

 

[CHAPPERS]

There's something very strange about padded toilet seats.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

There's something very strange about padded toilet seats.

Yeah they just don't taste the same

 

[Les Biehn]

you can shut the f*** up, with your small minded views on women and wanking! "my name is Les "

Who casually siddled up to who in the Sugden sports centre changing rooms and enquired as to whether there was any chance of performing some of the rustic arts?

 

[Les Biehn]

Just an excuse to get close to someones bottom

Comedy gold.

:thud:

 

[Munkfish]

Im not to sure when i took it to far!? was it following you into the shower whilst filming you, or asking you if you fancied a bit as a few gentleman walked into the changing rooms?

i must say i did give you a massive kick in the shin though!

Anyway wheres Zesh, Hes really pissed me off in another thread, come out you little scrote

 

[Mendoza]

Please feel free to Call Brett (or Susan as he prefers on weekends) on 0898 696969

you missed out the 7

its 08987 696969

how am i supposed to get business if you get the number wrong Pete!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yeah Zesh, show yourself PECKERNECK

 

[Nibble]

Im not to sure when i took it to far!? was it following you into the shower whilst filming you, or asking you if you fancied a bit as a few gentleman walked into the changing rooms?

i must say i did give you a massive kick in the shin though!

Anyway wheres Zesh, Hes really pissed me off in another thread, come out you little scrote

Spunkfist, you are a cum gurgling manshagger

 

[Les Biehn]

i must say i did give you a massive kick in the shin though!

Sounds like a dodgy euphanism.

It was very painful.

 

[Munkfish]

right im just off on lunch, if that spunkbubble Zesh turns up keep him warm for me

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Before anyone goes in too hard on Zesh Rainman, bear in mind he is only 16, and being how he looks 12, has never actually touched a real lady's breasts. This, understandably has led to a large degree of tension and pent up frustration, that he vents by having a pop on here*


*when CB tells him its okay.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Well I need a definitive answer because Kelly Brook is newly single and I want to marry her.

*Stalker alert*

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I feel this thread won't spark into life until DP comes back with the 'proof' he allegedly has about Mendoza...

 

[Uncle Buck]

What would the Plastic Sage of Brightonfans have to say on the many matters covered in this enlightening but some what surreal thread?

 

[Bars Mar]

Before anyone goes in too hard on Zesh Rainman, bear in mind he is only 16, and being how he looks 12, has never actually touched a real lady's breasts. This, understandably has led to a large degree of tension and pent up frustration, that he vents by having a pop on here*


*when CB tells him its okay.

The Number Of Times The Camp Bodger And Witless Wonder Post Here At Weekend Evenings, I Reckon They Talk About Jiggy-Jig with Women "In Theory" Only Too.

 

[John Bumlick]

Just an excuse to get close to someones bottom

you dinlo

 

[Brighton till i die]

I feel this thread won't spark into life until DP comes back with the 'proof' he allegedly has about Mendoza...

Yeah we're the f***ing PROOF of whatever has happened? This thread needs to be cranked up a few notches.