Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Man of Harveys]

Preferably someone else's of course

Somebody else's mess?!

 

[Uncle Buck]

f***ing hell. This thread is priceless. Most of the big players are here, Nibble's gone mental, Uncle Buck is handing round the pringles, Bars Mar has made an appearance.

Hoorah for the interweb!

Just about to do a sarnie run...

 

[Les Biehn]

Although cleaning is not one of the best jobs I have ever had the fact that I earn about £25 an hour for it goes some way to making it a bit better. Plus I only do about 2 hours a week.

Now the worst job was a either packing cosmetics on an Industrial estate just after my GCSE's or working for Lloyds TSB in debt recovery.
With the former I was only there for a week and is slightly redeemed by the fact that the managers last name was Cockhead. I kid you not.
The latter not only boring but having to call 80 year olds because they missed a £4.80 payment was horrible. Also the place was full of ****s who thought they were working on Wall St.

 

[Seagullible]

I'm just glad Brett racism has been brought up

 

[Brighton till i die]

I am a chuck-berry-Ding-a-ling. Now lets let the other folk rip out, they were getting really nasty a moment ago!

good point... will sit back for a while with some popcorn...

..this ain't over though ....

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You are a LIAR, Mendoza, and I have the PROOF.

Post it! Post it!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Who ate all my Wotsits? You bastards!!!

 

[Munkfish]

just to add to the post, i think zesh rehman is a ****, and needs to grow up and stop trying to abuse others on here!

 

[Seagullible]

I'd have a word with PenGOON, I hear he likes a nice cheesey wotsit

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

There's plenty more going, this baby's just gonna run and run...

Pengoon's back on the scene, Nibble and Simster are going at it hammer and tongs.... All we need now is Frank. Anyone know any recruitment agents?

 

[Nibble]

Although cleaning is not one of the best jobs I have ever had the fact that I earn about £25 an hour for it goes some way to making it a bit better. Plus I only do about 2 hours a week.

Now the worst job was a either packing cosmetics on an Industrial estate just after my GCSE's or working for Lloyds TSB in debt recovery.
With the former I was only there for a week and is slightly redeemed by the fact that the managers last name was Cockhead. I kid you not.
The latter not only boring but having to call 80 year olds because they missed a £4.80 payment was horrible. Also the place was full of ****s who thought they were working on Wall St.

Not true. The worst job you ever had was wiping old people's bottoms in school holidays.

 

[Les Biehn]

I f***ing hate Munkfish. What a bellend that kiddie is.

 

[Les Biehn]

Not true. The worst job you ever had was wiping old people's bottoms in school holidays.

That wasn't a job.

 

[Nibble]

That wasn't a job.

 

[Buzzer]

I misread the thing about the well-known racist Mendoza. I thought at first DP had said he was a dirty talker.

It made for a very surreal few moments.

Anyhow - enough about me. You lot carry on with this binfest.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

just to add to the post, i think zesh rehman is a ****, and needs to grow up and stop trying to abuse others on here!

Good call Munkers. Zesh is definitely a bigshot in the binfest leagues, get the little scrote in here.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

That wasn't a job.

That was quite funny, and hence not welcome on this thread

 

[Uncle Buck]

I misread the thing about the well-known racist Mendoza. I thought at first DP had said he was a dirty talker.

It made for a very surreal few moments.

Anyhow - enough about me. You lot carry on with this binfest.

But he is a dirty talker....

 

[Munkfish]

I f***ing hate Munkfish. What a bellend that kiddie is.

you can shut the f*** up, with your small minded views on women and wanking! "my name is Les "

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

My cat's toilet trained!