Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Bars Mar]

I don't think PenGOON is all that interested in 13 year old boys, Bars.

To Be Fair, I Think He Takes What He Can Get. Beggars Can't Be Choosers As The Saying Goes

 

[Mendoza]

But you're allowed to call me a dirty stalker, then? Even though I wasn't "stalking" you or anyone else for that matter.

Double standards all the way for the board's resident racist.

I have never called you that, or implied you stalked me - yes every female friend i have that live with a BN postcode is scared shitless of you, but thats a different matter

 

[Robot Chicken]

I have never called you that, or implied you stalked me

You are a LIAR, Mendoza, and I have the PROOF.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

 

[Uncle Buck]

I can see a blog appearing about you Brett....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is there another recording on a mobile of what Brett is meant to have done?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

You are a LIAR, Mendoza, and I have the PROOF.

YES!!!!! SPILL! SPILL!

It'll add at least another five pages to the thread!

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

 

[Brighton till i die]

Good to have some new contestants in the ring......

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Cue a throwaway comment on an internet message board??

 

[Brighton till i die]

Yes, it's called a wind up. Seems you are taking it all a bit seriously. Perhaps you should pop off for a little nap.

Been for a fag - I'm chilled to the max now.

You are the king ding-a-ling of wind ups FOR SURE!!

 

[Nibble]

Been for a fag - I'm chilled to the max now.

You are the king ding-a-ling of wind ups FOR SURE!!

I'm certainly some kind of ding-a-ling!

 

[Bozza]

It's rare to get a warm glow of pride over something NSC has done. But this is one of those times.

Everyone involved should be very proud of themselves. Keep it up etc.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

 

[Brighton till i die]

I'm certainly some kind of ding-a-ling!

what kind are you my little keyboard online buddy...

a thunderkunt-a-ding-a-ling or a split-personaility-a-ding-a-ling































WIND UP (of course)

 

[El Presidente]

get yaself a wife mate - then all this MESS goes away...

Preferably someone else's of course

 

[Nibble]

I am a chuck-berry-Ding-a-ling. Now lets let the other folk rip out, they were getting really nasty a moment ago!

 

[Buzzer]

f***ing hell. This thread is priceless. Most of the big players are here, Nibble's gone mental, Uncle Buck is handing round the pringles, Bars Mar has made an appearance.

Hoorah for the interweb!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Did we ever work out what those fireworks were all about? *scarpers*

 

[Uncle Buck]

Brett, a trip to Germany might help you;

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