Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Mendoza]

So is this thread for the long haul? A double shift maybe?

 

[Nibble]

I'm looking forward to John Bumlick posting a pic of John Inman's head on Nipple's body with a feather duster in his hand. Or maybe the other way round - both work.

I'm looking forward to you shutting the f*** up.

How is the world of IT? Had to go and switch off and switch something back on again today?

What excitement does the afternoon hold for you? Defrgment a computer?, perhaps a paper jam will occur in a printer, that would be thrilling eh?


All that and Reigate to look forward to.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'd like to think that I helped relight the fire

Cheesy Wotsit and a glass of Umbongo anyone?

Wasn't a bad effort at all Sir, pat yourself on the back.

If you could just snap again, that would be great

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Wasn't a bad effort at all Sir, pat yourself on the back.

If you could just snap again, that would be great

What the hell do you think you're talking about you jumped up upstart! Are you questioning my sanity. How very dare you young man!!!!! I am so angry I Have Become A Bar Mars!!!!!!



No...... can't get in the mood again. Sorry Danny

 

[Simster]

I'm looking forward to you shutting the f*** up.

How is the world of IT? Had to go and switch off and switch something back on again today?

What excitement does the afternoon hold for you? Defrgment a computer?, perhaps a paper jam will occur in a printer, that would be thrilling eh?


All that and Reigate to look forward to.

It's the flounce we've all been waiting for.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

It's the flounce we've all been waiting for.

I wanted to support you simster so went off to find something great about Reigate. This is what I got....

Must be the smallest castle in the world!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No...... can't get in the mood again. Sorry Danny

Dammit we're a man down. Where the hell is Pengoon??

 

[Lush]

Dammit we're a man down. Where the hell is Pengoon??

 

[Simster]

Dammit we're a man down. Where the hell is Pengoon??

By the computer obviously. He's tense and frustrated. All the keys are still stuck together because nipple hasn't popped over to clean his keyboard in the past two days.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

QUOTE=Simster;2383004]By the computer obviously. He's tense and frustrated. All the keys are still stuck together because nipple hasn't popped over to clean his keyboard in the past two days.[/QUOTE]

Dammit that WAS funny! [

 

[Nibble]

The only great thing about Reigate is that I went to college there. Fact. (Actually, Reigate is one of my favourite towns. I used to enjoy many a night out there. I used to live in Dorking which is a madly exciting town)

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

As mentioned earlier I am suffering through marking the most awful exam papers. Thought you'd like to read an example introduction:

'People have to earn money. Live in the world. Therefore, people have to produce something. Having a lot of way selling a good. The best way is creating brand name to sell. The market use branding is caused by three main factors'

:thud:

 

[Nibble]

By the computer obviously. He's tense and frustrated. All the keys are still stuck together because nipple hasn't popped over to clean his keyboard in the past two days.

Surely cleaning keyboards is more an IT thing. Computer man!

 

[Brighton till i die]

And that's better?

(Actually, Reigate is one of my favourite towns. I used to enjoy many a night out there. I used to live in Dorking which is a madly exciting town)

split personality?

do you like the place or do you wanna rip the shit out of some1 for living there?

 

[Simster]

The only great thing about Reigate is that I went to college there. Fact. (Actually, Reigate is one of my favourite towns. I used to enjoy many a night out there. I used to live in Dorking which is a madly exciting town)

VI Form, nipple? I live 5 minutes walk from there.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Nibble]

VI Form, nipple? I live 5 minutes walk from there.

Yeah, was there for A levels then I was a Gym Instructor at the Fitness Zone near Safeway and I used to teach Rock Climbing at High Sports just on from Redhill. Really enjoyed my time there, in all seriousness, sort of place I would go back to when I start a family etc.

Wow, a non-insulting post!

 

[Nibble]

split personality?

do you like the place or do you wanna rip the shit out of some1 for living there?

It is someone, not some1. We are not 13 year old girls.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

It is someone, not some1. We are not 13 year old girls.

Well you are not but.....

 

[Robot Chicken]

I think I just pissed myself laughing