Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Nibble]

Can someone else take the piss out of nipple please? I want to be the one in the deckchair with the crisps today.

Twat.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

This thread is like

 

[Nibble]

This thread is like

You should cover your shoulders, you will burn.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Me, in a leather skirt ? With my legs ?

 

[Brighton till i die]

gOLd...

 

[Mendoza]

Because......?

You can't make comments like this and plod off mate... back up your contention... get a bit of spine!!!

it was joke with a catchphrase from Catherine Tate show, but ho hum

Anyway what is wrong with photos of the true gentlemans game, and a symbol of English tradition??

 

[Les Biehn]

Sorry. Didn't realise this thread would provoke such bile in people.

Was merely hoping to open up a bit of a debate on the best way to pull birds. The only people who seem to be staying calm on this are the ones who get regular action.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Take the cowards way out, invite her to something where you and a few mates (of both sexes) are going but be sure to take her there and sleaze her up whilst your mates make her feel comfortable. Then, if she enjoys the evening and your company, you have opened the doors to one on one outings. That's what I reckon, maaaaaaaaaaan.

 

[Nibble]

Girls don't want to be asked out they want to be bent over a skip and rogered senseless.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Sorry. Didn't realise this thread would provoke such bile in people.

Was merely hoping to open up a bit of a debate on the best way to pull birds. The only people who seem to be staying calm on this are the ones who get regular action.

get yaself a wife mate - then all this MESS goes away...






.....and a new BIGGER one starts.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Blimey, this thread seems to be here for the long shift.

 

[Nibble]

Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Back again and oh dear my messages really upset Nibble!!!!

Basically it was all a case of 'come into my parlour said the spider to the fly' but the spider got bit.

Anyway, full story. Last night I had only 3 hours sleep due my daughter's viral infection and complaints that she couldn't have milk. So came to work this morning fed up, worried and a whole day of marking papers faced me. So thought for once, just once, I would have a bit of fun and play Mary Whitehouse.

Seemed all good fun until Nibble's outburst and that was OK until he got personal and I thought to myself 'he's got a point, why am I encouraging this'

So, everyone, sorry if I upset you and more kudos to LB because when he draws someone in by faking bile everyone just smiles whereas I obviously don't have his skills and thus have to put up with the bile of Nibble.

Enjoy the rest of the thread boys... all I've got left is about sixty papers to mark of students trying to say exactly the same thing

p.s. Mendoza I got the Tate thing credit to you mate for not rising to the bait.

p.s. 2 - I do believe the gumph about mutual attraction... if it's there eveything comes naturally. The last time I put myself in the embarrassing situation of asking soemone out I was 15 and I never want to do that again!

p.s.3 (what am I doing?) Nibble mate, leave my daughter out of it please.. she doesn't deserve it.. even if I do.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

And just to show no hard feelings Mendoza... I give you my boyhood hero

 

[Nibble]

I really wasn't being personal about your daughter, apologies if it seemed that way.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Apology accepted mate

 

[Simster]

I really wasn't being personal about your daughter, apologies if it seemed that way.

Glad to see that's all done and DUSTED, Nipple.

 

[Nibble]

Glad to see that's all done and DUSTED, Nipple.

Wind your neck in mate, your making yourself look like a helmet.

 

[Hiney]

And you weren't personal about my good lady Sully, unlike others.................................

 

[Man of Harveys]

Tsk - is there any reason why the STROP has kicked off before the football season has finished ahead of the official onset of "Great NSC Summer", as my fine poem once called it?

Anyway, now it's back to the action...