Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Nibble]

Ha ha. Your mum!

Enjoying the chat, as always, but not sure I can hang around all day, to be honest - got some important work to do here.

Would imagine it's easier finding the time to post on messageboards when all you have to do is a bit of dusting.

Not dusting today my good man. I am doing some naked cleaning for a lovely couple in Kemptown. Jonathan and Terence.

 

[Hiney]

Do you still wank over Justine's tits?

I tell you what you f***ing CRETIN.

The next time I do, I'll put it on my webcam so you can live out your seedy little fantasies in glorious technicolour.

f***ing PRICK

 

[Mendoza]

I tell you what you f***ing CRETIN.

The next time I do, I'll put it on my webcam so you can live out your seedy little fantasies in glorious technicolour.

f***ing PRICK

 

[Uncle Buck]

Billy 'look at me' Bowden.

The other umpire is Morgan 'Steve Bucknor' Freeman.

 

[Bars Mar]

Can I Join In?

I've Brought My Own Ball And Everything

 

[Robot Chicken]

I tell you what you f***ing CRETIN.

The next time I do, I'll put it on my webcam so you can live out your seedy little fantasies in glorious technicolour.

f***ing PRICK

What's sadder, her not SWALLOWING or you telling the WORLD that you wank over her?

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I tell you what you f***ing CRETIN.

The next time I do, I'll put it on my webcam so you can live out your seedy little fantasies in glorious technicolour.

f***ing PRICK

You tell him.

What a knobjockey

 

[Bars Mar]

So This Thread Is Basically A 6 Way "King Of The Ring" Title Match.

Come On You ****s. Who Wants It?

 

[Nibble]

What's sadder, her not SWALLOWING or you telling the WORLD that you wank over her?

Why would you be that personal and mean to someone? Out of order.

 

[Les Biehn]

Now what's going on with this Penguin thing?

I heard he shit his pants when confronted about the abuse he was giving. However I also heard that he was confronted by a group of people rather than just an individual.

Can anyone clear this up as I feel it will give the rest of us a context in which to see where this little ding dong is heading.

 

[Mendoza]

What's sadder, her not SWALLOWING or you telling the WORLD that you wank over her?

or how about saying something about a person you have hardly ever met, never speak to in real life, and then bring into the equation their partners name too,

what a you are

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

f*** off you mess

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

f*** off you mess

Wondered how long that might take! :

 

[Robot Chicken]

or how about saying something about a person you have hardly ever met, never speak to in real life, and then bring into the equation their partners name too,

what a you are

Dirty stalker

 

[Mendoza]

Now what's going on with this Penguin thing?

I heard he shit his pants when confronted about the abuse he was giving. However I also heard that he was confronted by a group of people rather than just an individual.

Can anyone clear this up as I feel it will give the rest of us a context in which to see where this little ding dong is heading.

1 person spoke to him

 

[Billy the Fish]

Now what's going on with this Penguin thing?

I heard he shit his pants when confronted about the abuse he was giving. However I also heard that he was confronted by a group of people rather than just an individual.

Can anyone clear this up as I feel it will give the rest of us a context in which to see where this little ding dong is heading.

To be fair, judging by previous pictures of those involved, that argument was never going to turn into Benn vs Eubank

 

[Les Biehn]

1 person spoke to him

So I have been reliably informed.

The question is then did he proper fill his pants?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ahhh, now this is what I came for

 

[Uncle Buck]

Keep it going, a clean fight, nobody finishing early, no refunds.

 

[Mendoza]