Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Wozza]

Don't ask 'em out directly - ask a leading question like: 'Do you have a man in your life?' (that line saves a lot of wasted time)

If yes, say you're not surprised. "Add me to the queue" etc. (You'll probably want to move on at this stage)

If no, act surprised. Maybe ask if she's a lesbian. Get a laugh or two. Then suggest hooking up.

Oh, and do all of this with a smile on your face.

Worked for me.

 

[Nibble]

Just do what normal people do.Talk to them, don't be sleazy or boring and you will soon tell if it is going somewhere.

Anyone that says cheesy lines work is either lying or likes slags.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why are you asking this lot? They probably use Facebook or lonelygeek.com or something.

As for me, I pull them by the hair off the dancefloor. Has never failed me.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Do you take your laptop out with you?

Yes I do...it breaks down many barriers..I hear that The Sportsman are trailing an online beer ordering system. It may take off.

 

[JBizzleBeard]

What do you want me to say on an internet forum? I'll kick your head in? Not really going to work is it you bloody genius.

No you are right you do not need to resort to 'cyber kick-ins' but I just thought that you could have constructed something a little more imaginative........then again. And genius? C'mon thats a bit too kind don't ya think? Have a nice day all!

 

[Nibble]

No you are right you do not need to resort to 'cyber kick-ins' but I just thought that you could have constructed something a little more imaginative........then again. And genius? C'mon thats a bit too kind don't ya think? Have a nice day all!

I have no imagination.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yes I do...it breaks down many barriers..I hear that The Sportsman are trailing an online beer ordering system. It may take off.

What a great idea.

Can just see the barmaid screaming, 4 pints for Car Wash...

 

[Perry Milkins]

What a great idea.

Can just see the barmaid screaming, 4 pints for Car Wash...

In that case I will change my username to Mike hunt!

 

[Perry Milkins]

I have no imagination.

Yes it was always 'running away with you'

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

It's not easy is it.

What methods do people on here employ?

they ask me out les and im not bullshitting but as i believe if you have the right attraction that's all that matters with the lady's

 

[Nibble]

Most girls I know if asked the question "Do you have a man in your life" would roll their eyes and get away from the man asking the question. It just sounds desperate and sleazy.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Or combine both and call it brunch - simple.

The best approach I've found by the way, is to put on a Hawiian shirt, SIDLE up a nice young filly and utter those immortal words:

"shall we discuss this online?"

Works a treat

Do you still wank over Justine's tits?

 

[Wozza]

Most girls I know if asked the question "Do you have a man in your life" would roll their eyes and get away from the man asking the question. It just sounds desperate and sleazy.

Surely girls you know already realise you're sleazy and desperate?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Here we go...

 

[itszamora]

Marvellous scenes, looks like this is just about to get interesting!

 

[Nibble]

Surely girls you know already realise you're sleazy and desperate?

Yes but they go with me because of my massive genetalia.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I have some cake and the finest wines known to humanity if anyone wants some? Mr Wash? UB?

 

[Uncle Buck]

I have some cake and the finest wines known to humanity if anyone wants some? Mr Wash? UB?

Yes please.

Been a while since one of these days....

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

*pulls chair in*

 

[Wozza]

Yes but they go with me because of my massive genetalia.

You're lucky they overlook the fact that it's stuck on your forehead.