Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Trouble is you can look a tit if they knock you back.

To be fair I'm sure birds dont actually think that if you do ask them out. If anything they are flattered.

You feel a right tit because you feel you have embarassed yourself in reality you havent.

Unless of course you were completely drunk and were making an ACTUAL tit of yourself.

Plus when you get knocked back so many times you become immune to it!

 

[Mendoza]

message her on MSN x

 

[Seagullible]

I'm in the mood for a bit of a ding dong today.

isn't there a thread around about Ding Dong in Hi-de-Hi?

 

[Hiney]

I reckon we could get away with scrabbled eggs still, after all it is before 11am, or shall we hold off until 11 and then go for a Danish?

Or combine both and call it brunch - simple.

The best approach I've found by the way, is to put on a Hawiian shirt, SIDLE up a nice young filly and utter those immortal words:

"shall we discuss this online?"

Works a treat

 

[Normal Rob]

Just go for it - straight out. If they knock you back get drunk and laugh about it.

 

[JBizzleBeard]

I would suggest you are a massive twat.

Brilliant, well done.

 

[Nibble]

Brilliant, well done.

Thanks. I have a knack for spotting 'em.

Mind you it is easy to spot a twat if they state they like Deductions.

 

[JBizzleBeard]

Thanks. I have a knack for spotting 'em.

Mind you it is easy to spot a twat if they state they like Deductions.

lol, c'mon keyboard warrior you can do better than that!!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Just remember Les, Slowly slowly catchy monkey.

 

[Seagullible]

Or combine both and call it brunch - simple.

The best approach I've found by the way, is to put on a Hawiian shirt, SIDLE up a nice young filly and utter those immortal words:

"shall we discuss this online?"

Works a treat

 

[Les Biehn]

lol, c'mon keyboard warrior you can do better than that!!

Wait a minute, you have a pop at someone on a thread but then accuse someone else of being a keyboard warrior? Can you spell hypocrite?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Or combine both and call it brunch - simple.

The best approach I've found by the way, is to put on a Hawiian shirt, SIDLE up a nice young filly and utter those immortal words:

"shall we discuss this online?"

Works a treat

You forgot the bit about copping a sly feel which you would of course deny afterwards if she got upset.

 

[Hiney]

You forgot the bit about copping a sly feel which you would of course deny afterwards if she got upset.

Ah, indeed.

A MAN using that technique is clearly a MASTER

 

[Uncle Buck]

So what is it like to meet people in real life?

 

[Nibble]

lol, c'mon keyboard warrior you can do better than that!!

What do you want me to say on an internet forum? I'll kick your head in? Not really going to work is it you bloody genius.

 

[urbanjim]

I get my friend to ask them for me!!

Then when she answers we run off giggling!!

 

[JBizzleBeard]

Wait a minute, you have a pop at someone on a thread but then accuse someone else of being a keyboard warrior? Can you spell hypocrite?

I never said I am not a keyboard warrior though! We are all keyboard warriors on this wonderful forum of free speech that is NSC!

And is it......h...i...p...p...o...k...............no f*** it you got me there man.

 

[Perry Milkins]

So what is it like to meet people in real life?

I find it quite disconcerting when they do not laugh at any of my jokes.

 

[Hiney]

So what is it like to meet people in real life?

I did it once and got very, very scared.

I tend to avoid it now.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I find it quite disconcerting when they do not laugh at any of my jokes.

Do you take your laptop out with you?