Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Uncle Buck]

Wow, its like an annual event....

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What?

Nevermind me, you just carry on.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Nevermind me, you just carry on.

ok then

 

[Uncle Buck]

I do like the fact the arguing in this thread has cover a member of age groups (both physically and mentally).

 

[Lush]

"Dirty stalker" is not exactly the worst insult in the world is it? Doesn't everybody do it on the internet to varying degrees - such as looking at a Profile on Facebook? Or the "find more posts by ..." option on NSC.

The only reason I would be offended by being called a dirty stalker would be if I actually had a guilty conscience because I took "stalking" a whole lot further.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

hmmm........

 

[John Bumlick]

on second thoughts...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think lush has just OWNED this thread

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Indeed, I mean if people were scared of you or you freaked them out for example.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Still no need for this man?

 

[Brighton till i die]

Ive barely said 2 words to you (yes I know dirty stalker is 2 words) in real life, so Im assuming what ever your proof is, is something in text.

So you dont like being called a stalker, you have never seen/heard/read ME call YOU a stalker, and yet you have something stored on your home computer of something I dont remember, some passing comment I made to someone, maybe years ago - but thats not being a stalker

stop flapping man!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

Brilliant, ive never been so happy in my whole life.

what....never....?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Flaps

 

[ROSM]

what....never....?

not since he celebrated the Seagulls Party not winning any seats in the council elections.

 

[Seagullible]

on second thoughts...

spoilsport

 

[itszamora]

Guys this is incredible, keep up the work please all. I'm off out now but if anyone fancies having a go at me to keep things ticking over, please feel free.

 

[Man of Harveys]

could i just point out that "good for the sole" is priceless!

oh and can harvs post his poem again please?

Well if you insist...

Who's a big earner? Who's a pleb?
Who orders their birds off the World Wide Web?
Who's a gayer? Who's a ginge?
Who blows their wad inside cheap Asian minge?
Whose bird is ugly? Whose bird is fit?
Who's a preachy sanctimonious git?
Who's a racist? Who's a licker?
Whose mum let Frank's ancient genitals dick 'er?
We won't know for sure who's a twat or a bummer
But you've got to admire the great NSC summer

 

[Simster]

to be honest i doubt anyone gives a shit

it won't stop you from being a sad, pathetic prick in our eyes will it?

now f*** OFF U MESS

PenGOON. Saddest spod on the internet? Discuss.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

not since he celebrated the Seagulls Party not winning any seats in the council elections.

True