Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Munkfish]

wasnt doing it secretly, if i wanted to do it secretly then why would i post what i said on a internet forum, idiot.

O dear that told me

your so f***ing misrable, im not moaning at you simpley stating shut the f*** up and get yourself some quim! it will really help out with your little anger issues!

 

[Zesh Rehman]

O dear that told me

your so f***ing misrable, im not moaning at you simpley stating shut the f*** up and get yourself some quim! it will really help out with your little anger issues!

think you should worry about yourself mate.

 

[Uncle Buck]

The wind up is not so good.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

The wind up is not so good.

what? why you trying to get involved?

 

[ROSM]

just remembering how great it was when that happened

I suppose the first time you brought youself to the attention of the Internet cyber world as an attention seeking individual whose only self-serving wish is to try and impress the populous by being mock controversial in a poor wind up kind of way, may be described as great.

Not my choice of words though. Did Withdean Wanderer answer your last request for advice?

 

[Robot Chicken]

What a complete load of turd.

This penguin character seems a bit sinister to me. is he mental or something?

ha ha, hardly. You must be a newbie!

 

[Munkfish]

what? why you trying to get involved?

Look at you you absoulte tool, just attacking everyone! are you just trying to prove yourself because your quite clearly behind WW IN the pecking Order at the moment.

 

[Uncle Buck]

what? why you trying to get involved?

Involved in what?

Just enjoying you digging a hole for yourself, you had been quiet for a few months, but do carry on.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

I suppose the first time you brought youself to the attention of the Internet cyber world as an attention seeking individual whose only self-serving wish is to try and impress the populous by being mock controversial in a poor wind up kind of way, may be described as great.

Not my choice of words though. Did Withdean Wanderer answer your last request for advice?

He did

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Involved in what?

Just enjoying you digging a hole for yourself, you had been quiet for a few months, but do carry on.

Well done.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Look at you you absoulte tool, just attacking everyone! are you just trying to prove yourself because your quite clearly behind WW IN the pecking Order at the moment.

What the hell are you on about? What pecking order?

 

[aftershavedave]

ha ha, hardly. You must be a newbie!

with two posts? no shit sherlock!

 

[Bozza]

252 not out.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well done.

Ah thanks.

Now carry on being a moody teenager.

Keeps the thread ticking over until 6pm.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

 

[Bozza]

The roll of 'honour'...

110%, :J), acrossthepond, Adam Virgo's Shirt, adsmithy, afters, albion, Alex, Alex Dawson oo! oo!, algie, ali jenkins, Amsterdam Albion, antpope, Arthur, AZ Gull, Bad Ash, Badger, Barnet Seagull, barney, Barrel of Fun, Bars Mar, Beach Hut, Benny Seagull, beorhthelm, Berol, bhafc99, Billy the Fish, BIRCHYBOY27, Blackadder, boyda, Bozza, Braders, bright1064, Brighton till i die, bristolseagull, butchy, BUTTERBALL, Buzzer, Cadiz Seagull, Caravan Club, cardboard, CarWash, Chad Sexington, ChapmansThe Saviour, Chesney Christ, Chicken Run, Chicken Runner61, Chickenrunner, cjd, Colbourne Kid, Common as Mook, Conboy, Conkers, countrygull, csider, Curious Orange, Da Man Clay, Dandyman, Das Reich, Deano's Right Foot, Dick Knights Mumm, DIFFBROOK, Digweeds Trousers, Dirty Dave, DJ Leon, Djmiles, Dougal, dougdeep, Downloaded Penguin, drew, Eagle Slayer, eastlondonseagull, Easy 10, El Presidente, endpeg, Eric Potts, Ernest, ExmouthExile, FalmerforAll!**, FamilyGuy, Fat Pete Clemenza, fenech1elphick1, footychick, francisg1, Franks Wild Years, Gazwag, Giant Seagull, Gluteus Maximus, Grizz, Gully, Gwylan, Hadlee, half life, hans kraay fan club, Hatterlovesbrighton, Heffle Gull, Herbert Ashe, Herr Tubthumper, Hiney, Hockley Blues, Horsham Gull, house your seagull, Ice Man, Igor Gurinovich?, its_neil, Jahooli, jakarta, Jello, Jesus Gul, JJ McClure, jmsc, John Boy, John Bumlick, John Byrne, johnhammond, jonny.rainbow, keaton, Kent Seagull, kinda lingers, king_penguin, Knightsworld, Knotty, Kukev31, kwr1967, Kylies Stunt Arse, KZNSeagull, Lankyseagull, larus, Le Premier Cru, LE2, Legend, Les Biehn, Lewes' best seagull, Little Piggy, logan89, London Calling, Lush, magoo, Man of Harveys, Marky, Marshy, mattb, MattBackHome, mchaney, medicine man, mejonaNO12 aka riskit, mendoza, Monkster, Moshe Gariani, Motogull, Mr C, Mrs Coach, MrV, Munkfish, MYOB, Nadger, nail-Z-gull, Nemesis, Nibble, NMH, Normal Rob, North Stand Nutter, Northstander, Old Greg, Ozzy, Papak, pasty, Pavilionaire, Pondicherry, REDLAND, Robbie G, ROSM, Row Z Creased Shirt, roz, S'hampton Seagull, saltash seagull, samparish, Scarface, scooter1, scotjem, Scotty Mac, Seagull over NZ, seagull4eva, Seagullible, seagulls4ever, seagullsss, SeagullTim, Seasider, See-Goals, Sergei Gotsmanov, shaolinpunk, SI 4 BHA, simmo, Simon Morgan, simonsimon, Simster, Siney, Skint Gull, Snoobs`Seagull, Sonic The Hedgehog, South Yarra Seagull, Southover Street Seagull, Springal, Spunk Bubble, sten_super, steward 433, Strike, strings, Stumpy Tim, SULLY COULDNT SHOOT, supaseagull, SuperMario, surrey jim, Techno, Telboy, The Antikythera Mechanism, The Clown of Pevensey Bay, The Complete Badger, the hitman, The Merry Prankster, The Oldman, The Real Hans Kraay, the slow norris, Theatre of Trees, Tim, tinx, Titanic, Tony Meolas Loan Spell, Tony the Pony, torchieboy, Tricky Dicky, Trojan Scold, Trufflehound, turienzo's lovechild, TWOCHOICEStom, Uncle Buck, Uncle C, Uncle Spielberg, urbanjim, Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper, Wanderer, WATFORD zero, wehatepalace, wilcoxjnr, Wilka, Wilko, willalbion, Willow, Withdean Wanderer, Wozza, Zesh Rehman, zoom, ¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤

 

[El Presidente]

O dear that told me

your so f***ing misrable, im not moaning at you simpley stating shut the f*** up and get yourself some quim! it will really help out with your little anger issues!

 

[Mendoza]

The roll of 'honour'...

110%, :J), acrossthepond, Adam Virgo's Shirt, adsmithy, afters, albion, Alex, Alex Dawson oo! oo!, algie, ali jenkins, Amsterdam Albion, antpope, Arthur, AZ Gull, Bad Ash, Badger, Barnet Seagull, barney, Barrel of Fun, Bars Mar, Beach Hut, Benny Seagull, beorhthelm, Berol, bhafc99, Billy the Fish, BIRCHYBOY27, Blackadder, boyda, Bozza, Braders, bright1064, Brighton till i die, bristolseagull, butchy, BUTTERBALL, Buzzer, Cadiz Seagull, Caravan Club, cardboard, CarWash, Chad Sexington, ChapmansThe Saviour, Chesney Christ, Chicken Run, Chicken Runner61, Chickenrunner, cjd, Colbourne Kid, Common as Mook, Conboy, Conkers, countrygull, csider, Curious Orange, Da Man Clay, Dandyman, Das Reich, Deano's Right Foot, Dick Knights Mumm, DIFFBROOK, Digweeds Trousers, Dirty Dave, DJ Leon, Djmiles, Dougal, dougdeep, Downloaded Penguin, drew, Eagle Slayer, eastlondonseagull, Easy 10, El Presidente, endpeg, Eric Potts, Ernest, ExmouthExile, FalmerforAll!**, FamilyGuy, Fat Pete Clemenza, fenech1elphick1, footychick, francisg1, Franks Wild Years, Gazwag, Giant Seagull, Gluteus Maximus, Grizz, Gully, Gwylan, Hadlee, half life, hans kraay fan club, Hatterlovesbrighton, Heffle Gull, Herbert Ashe, Herr Tubthumper, Hiney, Hockley Blues, Horsham Gull, house your seagull, Ice Man, Igor Gurinovich?, its_neil, Jahooli, jakarta, Jello, Jesus Gul, JJ McClure, jmsc, John Boy, John Bumlick, John Byrne, johnhammond, jonny.rainbow, keaton, Kent Seagull, kinda lingers, king_penguin, Knightsworld, Knotty, Kukev31, kwr1967, Kylies Stunt Arse, KZNSeagull, Lankyseagull, larus, Le Premier Cru, LE2, Legend, Les Biehn, Lewes' best seagull, Little Piggy, logan89, London Calling, Lush, magoo, Man of Harveys, Marky, Marshy, mattb, MattBackHome, mchaney, medicine man, mejonaNO12 aka riskit, mendoza, Monkster, Moshe Gariani, Motogull, Mr C, Mrs Coach, MrV, Munkfish, MYOB, Nadger, nail-Z-gull, Nemesis, Nibble, NMH, Normal Rob, North Stand Nutter, Northstander, Old Greg, Ozzy, Papak, pasty, Pavilionaire, Pondicherry, REDLAND, Robbie G, ROSM, Row Z Creased Shirt, roz, S'hampton Seagull, saltash seagull, samparish, Scarface, scooter1, scotjem, Scotty Mac, Seagull over NZ, seagull4eva, Seagullible, seagulls4ever, seagullsss, SeagullTim, Seasider, See-Goals, Sergei Gotsmanov, shaolinpunk, SI 4 BHA, simmo, Simon Morgan, simonsimon, Simster, Siney, Skint Gull, Snoobs`Seagull, Sonic The Hedgehog, South Yarra Seagull, Southover Street Seagull, Springal, Spunk Bubble, sten_super, steward 433, Strike, strings, Stumpy Tim, SULLY COULDNT SHOOT, supaseagull, SuperMario, surrey jim, Techno, Telboy, The Antikythera Mechanism, The Clown of Pevensey Bay, The Complete Badger, the hitman, The Merry Prankster, The Oldman, The Real Hans Kraay, the slow norris, Theatre of Trees, Tim, tinx, Titanic, Tony Meolas Loan Spell, Tony the Pony, torchieboy, Tricky Dicky, Trojan Scold, Trufflehound, turienzo's lovechild, TWOCHOICEStom, Uncle Buck, Uncle C, Uncle Spielberg, urbanjim, Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper, Wanderer, WATFORD zero, wehatepalace, wilcoxjnr, Wilka, Wilko, willalbion, Willow, Withdean Wanderer, Wozza, Zesh Rehman, zoom, ¤Dã?n¥ §êãGüLL¤

you dirty stalking fuckwit!!!

 

[ROSM]

He did

what? with a smile and everything? You must have burst with pride with that kind of adrenalin rush that can only be gained when you receive recognition from someone you love.

It's the same feeling you getting when you first hold hands, brush against your beloveds pert nubile skin and firm chest or indeed when 'accidentally' rolling your fingers up her inner thigh. It's not the full act itself but the frisson of the snatched moments.