Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

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Carlsberg don't do threads....

 

[Munkfish]

if they did it would be what were the fireworks on the beach last night for?

Large Firework display last night? - North Stand Chat

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I have a small stable of ladies. However I have meet a girl I actually have some form of emotional attachment to. This is confusing and new, I wish to ask her out but as I work with her I don't want to embarrass myself.

You see?

I too have the same dilemma...

 

[csider]

I was absolutely shit faced when I did it so have no idea.

How NOT to pull a bird.........see above.!!!

Go with the flow, the worst she can is no.......move on.

 

[John Bumlick]

Hold on. Are we to believe that CAPTAIN SADNESS himself, aka PenGOON, has seriously admitted to a premature sex wee in the company of a WHORE?

f*** me Pengoon! I guess this goes to show that it might be worth getting off your fat arse and obtaining a social life away from your 17" monitor. At least that way, you can tell somebody such an embarrassing tale and then DENY it at a later date to anybody who asks. Instead, it's highly likely that there are simply too many witnesses to you admitting to this comedy moment.

Smashing thread this. It's got the lot hasn't it.

it has now...

bye everyone.

 

[Les Biehn]

I just can't muster the interest in an argument if it isn't with LI. As much as I can't believe I'm gonna say it I wish he would come back.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lets play the THREAD CLOSED BY BOZZA sweepstake. I give it another FOURTEEN minutes.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Lets play the THREAD CLOSED BY BOZZA sweepstake. I give it another FOURTEEN minutes.

This has another hour or so in it yet...

 

[Mendoza]

 

[acrossthepond]

I have a small stable of ladies. However I have meet a girl I actually have some form of emotional attachment to. This is confusing and new, I wish to ask her out but as I work with her I don't want to embarrass myself.

You see?

Surely time for a works drink up?

 

[Hiney]

 

[csider]

Nibble & Les Biehn...the virgins of NSC.

You can see them on a night...

Nibble "no you talk to her"
Les Biehn "no you"
Nibble "i don't know what to say"
Les Biehn "Don't worry i'll post a thread on NSC tomorrow"
Nibble "Excellent idea....do you want another half of cider before we go home?"
Les Biehn "Better not!"

Seen em do it!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Surely time for a works drink up?

In all essence thats a good idea. Let slip that you should get to know each other better or whatever and if you are getting the "im not interested that way" vibes then just put it down to the booze.

BUT DONT GET TOO SHITFACED.

 

[Mendoza]

as it's a special occasion.......

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Les Biehn]

Seen em do it!!

Some people will do anything to pick up tips on how to get the ladies.

 

[Les Biehn]

There seems to be a lot of people on here at the moment who are bothered by what I post. Not sure why they get themselves so worked up.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

There seems to be a lot of people on here at the moment who are bothered by what I post. Not sure why they get themselves so worked up.

Its coz you have them hanging on your every word old chap!

 

[Les Biehn]

Its coz you have them hanging on your every word old chap!

If you take out 'every word' you may be right.

 

[Mendoza]