Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Uncle Buck]

 

[John Byrne]

That is exactly the sort of weak shite you would find funny.

So why have you just responded with this....

John Byrne on a night out

(to bouncer)

"10 quid to get into VaVaVoom? It's outrageous! Trojan, get your purse, we're going home!"

Took you a while to do it as well.......

 

[Nibble]

So why have you just responded with this....

John Byrne on a night out

(to bouncer)

"10 quid to get into VaVaVoom? It's outrageous! Trojan, get your purse, we're going home!"

Took you a while to do it as well.......

I responded with that cos it was funny. Yours was not (but then I would say that). It took a while because I had to actually go and do some work, can you bloody believe it!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

As i got older I got more confident. In my mid 20's I asked this drop dead gorgeous girl from work out with long legs, rack, pretty face the full works out. I had ummed and arred about it for a few days but then one day, bold as brass I saw her across the street and went and asked her out, never spoken to her before. She knocked me back saying she had a boyfriend ( don't know if that was ture ) but after wards I felt strangely good about myself for having the balls to ask despite the result. I adopted this policy over the years and had more yes's than no's. Women like confidence in a Man.

My advise Les is just ask, bold as brass. Take every chance or opportunity you can. When you are in your Rocking chair at 75 don't look back on life and think " if only I'd done that ", " if only I had done this ".

" you have not been charged for this inforamtion "

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ahem, would you gents mind awfully keeping this thread strictly off-topic so we can continue with this potentially superb binfest currently in progress?

Thanking you.

 

[Seagullible]

As i got older I got more confident. In my mid 20's I asked this drop dead gorgeous girl from work out with long legs, rack, pretty face the full works out. I had ummed and arred about it for a few days but then one day, bold as brass I saw her across the street and went and asked her out, never spoken to her before. She knocked me back saying she had a boyfriend ( don't know if that was ture ) but after wards I felt strangely good about myself for having the balls to ask despite the result. I adopted this policy over the years and had more yes's than no's. Women like confidence in a Man.

My advise Les is just ask, bold as brass. Take every chance or opportunity you can. When you are in your Rocking chair at 75 don't look back on life and think " if only I'd done that ", " if only I had done this ".

" you have not been charged for this inforamtion "

so tempting to make a remark but as you are a nice chap with some, lets say, different opinions I shall be nice

 

[Mendoza]

So you did cack yourself, then ?

BTW I was standing behind the person who was talking to you, so I heard exactly what was said. That includes your squirming attempts to excuse slagging off them and their family and your rather foolhardy expectation that they would not pick you up on it.

Look at his face, just look at his face

 

[Nibble]

Anyway Les, why are you asking how to ask a girl out? You have no problems with ladies. You confuse me.

 

[Hadlee]

Charming coming from the founder of the 'I love Nancy Slattery' charm school!

Carefull !! She might be on here !

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

so tempting to make a remark but as you are a nice chap with some, lets say, different opinions I shall be nice

Pete, feel free to insult but i can't see what I have said that is that odd. I went above my league if you like and crashed but I had my fair share of girlfriends over the years and they weren't all Dogs.

 

[acrossthepond]

The only ways to get to have lots of sex with women are:

1. ask lots of them out.
2. pay them
3. drug them

What's the worst that can happen?

1. a little light embarrassment
2. bankruptcy
3. Jail

If I can get laid loads of times, without being jailed or bankrupted, anyone can.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Its a numbers game and Women love confident Men regardless of looks.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Anyway Les, why are you asking how to ask a girl out? You have no problems with ladies. You confuse me.

I must admit that the persona that Lesley creates persuaded me that he had a debonair caddish way with the fillies. Is that not the case?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

The only ways to get to have lots of sex with women are:

1. ask lots of them out.
2. pay them
3. drug them

What's the worst that can happen?

1. a little light embarrassment
2. bankruptcy
3. Jail

If I can get laid loads of times, without being jailed or bankrupted, anyone can.

2. pay them, then shoot your bolt before you get anywhere near them. I wonder who that's happened too...

 

[Perry Milkins]

Carefull !! She might be on here !

I think she went on to work with Gavin (US)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I must admit that the persona that Lesley creates persuaded me that he had a debonair caddish way with the fillies. Is that not the case?

Les, is a Swordsmand of legendary status. I met him at REMF 6 with a cutie with him and his tales of debauchery have been retold from Southwick to Katmandu. Les is a good looking young stud muffin who just teases, just teases the Women into bed.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Les, is a Swordsmand of legendary status. I met him at REMF 6 with a cutie with him and his tales of debauchery have been retold from Southwick to Katmandu. Les is a good looking young stud muffin who just teases, just teases the Women into bed.

was that office lady you asked out called Nancy?

 

[Uncle Buck]

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Nibble]

Old Leslie does well with ladies indeed.

I get laid with monotonous regularity