A muslim lady knocked on my door today..

[Hungry Joe]

I'd stick my cock through the letterbox and hope for the best.

 

[Lokki 7]

I can't stand these hateful racist jokes and think it's about time we stoped this childish micky taking of muslims, especially from Biscuit who is a total ARSE.

I'll have a Harveys please.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'll have a Harveys please.

As you have fine taste in ale consider it done. I'm glad I didn't get caught out by anyone who likes Carling.

 

[algie]

I'll have a Harveys please.

What a idiot that fool is

 

[Biscuit]

You are in for it when I next see you Lokki!!!

 

[Richard Whiteley]

I thought the " always loom on the bright side of life " cruxifition scene in The Life of Brain totally abhorent

Jesus Christ


oops, sorry

 

[British Bulldog]

I went to a Muslim birthday party last night.... It was the fastest pass the parcel I've ever seen!

 

[algie]

I went to a Muslim birthday party last night.... It was the fastest pass the parcel I've ever seen!

 

[Lokki 7]

I went to a Muslim birthday party last night.... It was the fastest pass the parcel I've ever seen!

Someone told me this "joke" the other day but I just don't get it. I've tried to see the humour in it, there has to be some somewhere for it to be doing the rounds but it's beyond me. Is it suggesting that the parcel is in fact a bomb? Then why would muslims pass it round at a birthday party? And anyway, how many parcel bombs from islamic terrorists have there been? Can someone explain please as I am clearly very dim indeed.

 

[Hampden Park]

great thread
biscuit, did you actually establish what the muslim lady wanted?

perhaps she wanted to borrow a back-pack or some suger?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Someone told me this "joke" the other day but I just don't get it. I've tried to see the humour in it, there has to be some somewhere for it to be doing the rounds but it's beyond me. Is it suggesting that the parcel is in fact a bomb? Then why would muslims pass it round at a birthday party? And anyway, how many parcel bombs from islamic terrorists have there been? Can someone explain please as I am clearly very dim indeed.

I think it's specifally designed for the thick people dwayne was referring too, you know, the ones that have since laughed and clapped at it. Bless them.

 

[Buzzer]

I think it's specifally designed for the thick people dwayne was referring too, you know, the ones that have since laughed and clapped at it. Bless them.

sigh....get off your moral high horse ffs. Just 'cause people have different opinions to you doesn't make them thick, nazi or otherwise.

You're as guilty of making stupid effing judgements as those who accuse you of being PC and your self-righteous indignation is beginning to grate.

 

[Hungry Joe]

sigh....get off your moral high horse ffs. Just 'cause people have different opinions to you doesn't make them thick, nazi or otherwise.

You're as guilty of making stupid effing judgements as those who accuse you of being PC and your self-righteous indignation is beginning to grate.

Now that's funny.

 

[Buzzer]

why?

 

[Hungry Joe]

why?

Because I was referring to algie since he's the only one who's been stupid enough to respond to the parcel joke in that manner. Unless you think he's not a thick nazi that is.

 

[Buzzer]

Because I was referring to algie since he's the only one who's been stupid enough to respond to the parcel joke in that manner. Unless you think he's not a thick nazi that is.

bollocks were you. I think you said something about people clapping and responding.

 

[Hungry Joe]

bollocks were you. I think you said something about people clapping and responding.

yep, that's what he did, see above.

 

[Buzzer]

...but you said people. Sorry to be pedantic but it's a line that you've gone down before to justify your moral outrage.

 

[Hungry Joe]

...but you said people. Sorry to be pedantic but it's a line that you've gone down before to justify your moral outrage.

Ok, I could have said person but I mean algie and those who would or did find the parcel joke funny.

I am neither moral nor outraged.

 

[Commander]

And it's still going...

Definite contender for shittest thread of the week award. It was a joke, it wasn't hilarious, it was OK. It said 'muslim' in it. So f***ing what? Deal with it.