A muslim lady knocked on my door today..

[Hungry Joe]

FFS lighten up will you.

Ok YOU don't find these jokes funny, big deal.

Other people do.

SO f***ing WHAT.

If we're going to get into the capitalisation thing; WHY WOULD MUSLIMS BE WORRIED ABOUT PLAYING PASS THE PARCEL? If that can be explained I might get it and laugh myself to sleep. I know, I'll ask my mate Nav, maybe he as a young British muslim can explain it.

 

[British Bulldog]

I agree with you here BB, and I don't mean to push the point to be rude, but genuinely I don't get the joke and would like to. Is it that the muslims in the joke are scared that the parcel will explode and are therefore passing it around quickly so as not to be holding it when the music stops?

Yeah thats the basic idea of the joke Lokki, 20 years ago the same joke was being told about the Irish in relation to the IRA so it was'nt invented to get at the muslim's.

 

[algie]

FFS lighten up will you.

Ok YOU don't find these jokes funny, big deal.

Other people do.

SO f***ing WHAT.

See you in the Tap next home game Gerbil.Game of pool for a pint?I'm no hustler by the way.Even Bakesy can beat me

 

[maffew]

 

[algie]

You should sleep on a bed of Dreams

 

[British Bulldog]

Are we keeping you awake?

 

[Gerbil]

See you in the Tap next home game Gerbil.Game of pool for a pint?I'm no hustler by the way.Even Bakesy can beat me

Only if I can use the FAT end of the "stick"

 

[Hungry Joe]

Yeah thats the basic idea of the joke Lokki, 20 years ago the same joke was being told about the Irish in relation to the IRA so it was'nt invented to get at the muslim's.

So why re-hash it and apply it to them? Islamic terrorists to my knowlege don't use parcel bombs? And even if they did, why would muslims at a birthday party be worried about one exploding, they've got to be in the least worried group catagory haven't they? It's worse than the veil joke.

 

[algie]

So why re-hash it and apply it to them? Islamic terrorists to my knowlege don't use parcel bombs? And even if they did, why would muslims at a birthday party be worried about one exploding, they've got to be in the least worried group catagory haven't they? It's worse than the veil joke.

If you don't like it then stay of this thread you idiot.It's that simple

 

[Gerbil]

If we're going to get into the capitalisation thing; WHY WOULD MUSLIMS BE WORRIED ABOUT PLAYING PASS THE PARCEL? If that can be explained I might get it and laugh myself to sleep. I know, I'll ask my mate Nav, maybe he as a young British muslim can explain it.

Funny you should say that but my Asian mate found the veil joke funny.

 

[British Bulldog]

So why re-hash it and apply it to them? Islamic terrorists to my knowlege don't use parcel bombs? And even if they did, why would muslims at a birthday party be worried about one exploding, they've got to be in the least worried group catagory haven't they? It's worse than the veil joke.

Humour is'nt really your strongest point is it? Have you ever been to see a live commedian?

 

[Gerbil]

If you don't like it then stay of this thread you idiot.It's that simple

 

[Hungry Joe]

If you don't like it then stay of this thread you idiot.It's that simple

Tell you what, I'll meet you for a game of pool in The Tap and you can tell me that to my face.

 

[Gerbil]

Tell you what, I'll meet you for a game of pool in The Tap and you can tell me that to my face.

Tough guy

 

[algie]

Only if I can use the FAT end of the "stick"

I'm not that shit

 

[Hungry Joe]

Humour is'nt really your strongest point is it? Have you ever been to see a live commedian?

I'm f***ing hilarious mate. Those jokes aren't.

 

[maffew]

Are we keeping you awake?

na the opposite!

cant believe this threads made 7 pages.

 

[algie]

Tell you what, I'll meet you for a game of pool in The Tap and you can tell me that to my face.

Come on down

 

[Hungry Joe]

Tough guy

Yep

 

[Gerbil]

I'm not that shit

Don't look like you'll have time mate.You're up for a tear up with Mr sense of humour bypass.