A day out in Wycombe

[Lady Whistledown]

Steady, Bozza's the only one who actually knows what I look like, unless the rest of you have very good memories now I've semi-identified myself.



Fame is such a fickle thing, what if I make myself known, I might be relegated to the Conference of NSC Munters before you can say "docked 9 points for going into administration".

 

[Bozza]

You see, this is blokes we're talking about here.

And the fact that some people remember you and/or what you were wearing probably means you're not half bad in their eyes.

Because, if you were Munter-ish, they would have no recollection of ever having seen you - as our memory is programmed to immediately erase such images in order to save brain cells for other, more useful, purposes. Like killing when we drink far too much.

Safeway - confirmation please.

 

[Safeway]

I'm beginning to fall for Edna. Have always been impressed by her writings, which always contain a combination of intelligence and wit, but previously always thought she was a 30 to 40-something and would never be anything more than a wild fantasy. A bit like your best mate's mum when you're 15.

Now I realise she is only a few months older than me and suddenly I am thrust into an emotional whirlpool. In fact, I can feel a poem coming on:

Edna you are great
I think you are a winner
Can I have the chance
To be your Seymour Skinner?

No? Alright then.....

 

[Trigger]

What a complete GOON you are STEVEN

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Edna you are great
I think you are a winner
Can I have the chance
To be your Seymour Skinner?

Should we look out for this in tomorrow's Argus then Safeway?

And if so, should we be looking in the letters page or the classifieds?

"Local bisexual, BSOH, seeks Simpsons character for football, friendship and maybe more."

 

[Raphael Meade]

Lovely friend? If I'd have known you could have had my sausage

well... thats a VERY kind offer but i'm not that sort of guy, sorry..

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm beginning to fall for Edna. Have always been impressed by her writings, which always contain a combination of intelligence and wit, but previously always thought she was a 30 to 40-something and would never be anything more than a wild fantasy. A bit like your best mate's mum when you're 15.

Now I realise she is only a few months older than me and suddenly I am thrust into an emotional whirlpool. In fact, I can feel a poem coming on:

Edna you are great
I think you are a winner
Can I have the chance
To be your Seymour Skinner?

No? Alright then.....

Oooh, Attila has competition as the offical club poet. Even though I'm pretty sure it was the girl with me you were talking about earlier. I was the taller one! If I see me in any of the Wycombe photos I'll be sure to point myself out (I've only seen my right arm so far, dammit) so you can judge properly and not through a Stella-induced haze.

Anyway, you're all welcome round my place for steamed hams any time you like....

 

[Marc]

lol fatboy if I done that then Hilton would have beer for LIFE

 

[dwayne]

I'm beginning to fall for Edna. Have always been impressed by her writings, which always contain a combination of intelligence and wit, but previously always thought she was a 30 to 40-something and would never be anything more than a wild fantasy. A bit like your best mate's mum when you're 15.

Now I realise she is only a few months older than me and suddenly I am thrust into an emotional whirlpool. In fact, I can feel a poem coming on:

Edna you are great
I think you are a winner
Can I have the chance
To be your Seymour Skinner?

No? Alright then.....

As I said I've seen you Edna...

What's your type??

underachieving, poetically poor, living with parents, low monied, puny blokes?

If so I think I've got the guy for you

 

[fatboy]

As I said I've seen you Edna...

What's your type??

underachieving, poetically poor, living with parents, low monied, puny blokes?

If so I think I've got the guy for you

And if she happens to like arrogant, attention seeking ginger blokes that have spent half their life in the gym to hide from their obvious problems then I have got Dwayne's number for her.

 

[BrightonBird]

Is someone picking hteir nose? tut tut..

 

[Raphael Meade]

oh you are a wag BIANCA. i think you'll find i'm singing, finger in ear, a la krispies...

 

[Trigger]

Is someone picking hteir nose? tut tut..

But the question is... Did you eat it Raph?

 

[BrightonBird]

But the question is... Did you eat it Raph?

But it DOES look like it. Sorry PETE.

 

[Safeway]

As I said I've seen you Edna...

What's your type??

underachieving, poetically poor, living with parents, low monied, puny blokes?

If so I think I've got the guy for you

Not hard to see why you're such a hit with the laydeez.

Oh, hang on. You're not.

 

[dwayne]

Not hard to see why you're such a hit with the laydeez.

Oh, hang on. You're not.

mate I was just stating facts about you, you don't even know me or whether I get girls or not?!?

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

mate I was just stating facts about you, you don't even know me or whether I get girls or not?!?

I hazard a bet TK, that you must certainly AREN'T a hit with the ladies and will be spending Valentines night all alone

I only say this because you brag so much about what you have, in comparison to others, and most women (unless they are the stupid ones) don't find this trait especially appealing in men. Sure its good to have a good job, decent pay, and a Peter Andre body like you have told us you have on countless times, but going on about it makes you sound, and look, like a plum

 

[Safeway]

you don't even know me or whether I get girls or not?!?

True, but then I don't know many women who go for short, fat, ugly ginger blokes who brag about what they supposedly have (everything but a personality in most cases) and prefer to spend their time trying to put down others when it's painfully obvious to all that they're just jealous of them.

As well as being nasty on the eye, insecurity is equally unattractive and people can see through it like a nicely cleaned glass window. That'll be you, then.

 

[dwayne]

I hazard a bet TK, that you must certainly AREN'T a hit with the ladies and will be spending Valentines night all alone

I only say this because you brag so much about what you have, in comparison to others, and most women (unless they are the stupid ones) don't find this trait especially appealing in men. Sure its good to have a good job, decent pay, and a Peter Andre body like you have told us you have on countless times, but going on about it makes you sound, and look, like a plum

I'm on the wind up mate on this site, I'm very humble in person, I do wish I was a little taller but the girlies like my bod, my jobs good for my age but I'm not the next Roman Abramovich, I'm fuckin happy with the way my life is going, I expect I will be spending valentines alone but that is my choice.

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I'm on the wind up mate on this site, I'm very humble in person, I do wish I was a little taller but the girlies like my bod, my jobs good for my age but I'm not the next Roman Abramovich, I'm fuckin happy with the way my life is going, I expect I will be spending valentines alone but that is my choice.

Fair do's TK, at least you are honest

But please, lay off the "my jobs good for my age" carry-on, at least for a week, anyone would think that you are the only person on NSC that has a decent job!

No one likes a poser, whether its in jest or otherwise........although give me the Dwaynester over some of the younger elements of the "NSC Clique" anyday of the week