A day out in Wycombe

[Safeway]

I'm on the wind up mate on this site, I'm very humble in person, I do wish I was a little taller but the girlies like my bod, my jobs good for my age but I'm not the next Roman Abramovich, I'm fuckin happy with the way my life is going, I expect I will be spending valentines alone but that is my choice.

Blimey, a bit of humility from young Thomas of London. What's going on?

You're right, you are quiet in real life. Which rather begs the question, why are you such a twat on here? If it's for the kicks of winding people up then you can protest that you're happy with your life all you like, but the tell-tale signs of insecurity are there for all to see.

People put others down because they are unhappy with themselves and it makes them feel better. People boast about material things because they want to impress others and they crave the attention that goes with it. What they fail to grasp is that, by constantly going on about things that people really don't care about, they just serve to piss people off.

You say you're "f***ing happy". Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? Seems to me you're doing neither.

Anyway, enough pshycoanalysis from me. Despite a couple of failed attempts since the Falmer news broke, I'm drawing a line under our 'rivalry' or whatever you want to call it. Partly because I'm sick to death of the same old, repetitive crap, but mainly because the little paragraph you've written above says more about you than any rant or wind-up. I pity you.

 

[NMH]

Duh is always having some little 'ponder' over who his personality is going to be this time - it's a classic computer-nerd dilemma for a bloke who wishes he was interesting in REAL life.

My guess is that he also spent a little too much time in teeny chat-rooms trying to chat up some fat geezer named 'sexytiffany' pulling his plonker writing suggestive come-ons to the dozy duh getting chimney-hot under the soiled y-fronts before having a good tug on a 'fisting and golden showers' porn-site then going to sleep wondering 'who's probably rogering my last ex-girlfriend right this minute'.

There, I've given dweeny a personality he can easily assume !

No need for all the embellishments and fabrications NOW duh

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Very cruel, but fair NMH.

 

[dwayne]

Blimey, a bit of humility from young Thomas of London. What's going on?

You're right, you are quiet in real life. Which rather begs the question, why are you such a twat on here? If it's for the kicks of winding people up then you can protest that you're happy with your life all you like, but the tell-tale signs of insecurity are there for all to see.

People put others down because they are unhappy with themselves and it makes them feel better. People boast about material things because they want to impress others and they crave the attention that goes with it. What they fail to grasp is that, by constantly going on about things that people really don't care about, they just serve to piss people off.

You say you're "f***ing happy". Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself? Seems to me you're doing neither.

Anyway, enough pshycoanalysis from me. Despite a couple of failed attempts since the Falmer news broke, I'm drawing a line under our 'rivalry' or whatever you want to call it. Partly because I'm sick to death of the same old, repetitive crap, but mainly because the little paragraph you've written above says more about you than any rant or wind-up. I pity you.

that cod psychology has given me the best laugh in days

I especially like the line

What they fail to grasp is that, by constantly going on about things that people really don't care about, they just serve to piss people off.

that is PURE genius expecially after I had gone on about BEING a wind up merchant in my previous post.

Now come on you know as well as I that I've got plenty of mates, including a couple that I go out with from here and you can ask them if you wanna PM them whether I get girls am quiet when I go out etc....you've completely missed the mark. How can I be considered sad socially when I often frequent some of the hardest to get into and trendiest bars in the country on a regular basis.

PM wilts go on...go onnnn

oh and put some more psycho...dross it's brilliant.

 

[BrightonBird]

Please don't ruin threads by constantly writing about yourself. It's sad and in the current climate, not at all needed.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Please don't ruin threads by constantly writing about yourself. It's sad and in the current climate, not at all needed.

We've tried numerous times to ask Thomas to refrain from posting bollocks on every thread he is able to, but alas our pleas have gone unheard.

 

[dwayne]

apologies

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A tad scary to think Dwayne knows who I am, but I have no idea who he is or what he looks like.

How do you know who I am? I only made myself known to Bozza on Saturday, don't remember hearing your name in the pub. Nor do you sit near me at Withdean, to my knowledge anyway!

 

[dwayne]

If you're the one with the famous Butters shirt I've seen ya.

I wouldn't be worried I'm probably the most sane/non geek off this board in real life, if you met me I suspect we would get on

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I do have the Butters shirt, though it's largely been under cover in recent months owing to (1) sub-zero temperatures and/or pouring rain, and (2) Giant Haystacks' phoenix-like rise from the ashes of reserve team football.

Anyone got any pictures of Dwayne so I can figure out who he is?!

Or even the rest of you, it's about time I managed to put faces to some of these names. I'd only recognise Bozza, BB and Rougvie again I think.

Quick note to BB: are any of them fit?

 

[jonnyboylennon]

How can I be considered sad socially when I often frequent some of the hardest to get into and trendiest bars in the country on a regular basis.

f*** me, you really are cool as f*** Thomas...

 

[BrightonBird]

Sorry Edna, but I would look elsewhere.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Sorry Edna, but I would look elsewhere.

Like you do BIANCA?!

 

[Gary Nelson]

Originally posted by BrightonBird [/i]
Sorry Edna, but I would look elsewhere. [/QUOTE] Not what I hear unless they are scandulous rumours!!!

 

[BrightonBird]

I was talking about you guys though.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I saw you this morning Nelson, breaking into a Peugeot on Brunswick Place.

You ran past the car I was sitting in, I tried to shout at you and get you back for scaring me shitless on saturday but I couldnt get the window down quick enough.

You looked ever so smart.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Cheers BB, that's a bit harsh. I saw one or two in the pub who were definitely worth a second glance!

Whether they were NSC though, remains to be seen....

Still, it's important not to get too hung up on looks. Offers from (relatively) ugly millionaires will also be accepted

 

[Safeway]

Sorry Edna, but I would look elsewhere.

I think we both know that's a lie.

(Quick, better bung a smilie up before BIANCA gets the arse )

 

[Marc]

I think we both know that's a lie.

dont we just STEVEN dont we just








I was'nt there Edna and i'm semi-ugly <cough attention for sympathy cough> but no millionaire i'm affraid!

 

[Braders]

dont we just STEVEN dont we just








I was'nt there Edna and i'm semi-ugly <cough attention for sympathy cough> but no millionaire i'm affraid!

your not ugly crabbers (relises he was hoping for sympathy from a bird)