Posh Spice is a drunkard
She currently pissed on Kalua
but when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Lualua
or
Posh spice is a slapper
She likes to play that Jenga
But when she's beating Beckham
She dreams of shagging Kanenga
TV was invented by John Logie Baird in Hastings
The first british motor race was held in Bexhill
De La Warr Pavillion used by German bombers to line up their attack on London (infamous rather than famous maybe)
Carefully cut out each letter and wear a white t shirt under the said football shirt, sorted or if he hasn't any scissors change his name by deed poll to McLeod
Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in Warnock's fish and chip shop. Warnock had just returned from the store room after doing a stocktake and said I have 12 Cod, 12 Skate and 12 plaice.
Wenger ordered the 12 cod for his team, Ferguson ordered the 12 Skate for his and Beneitez...
I wouldnt have thought Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson or Rafa Benitez would condone drinking five rounds anyway so why were they in a pub together, were they having rounds of sandwiches and discussing the idiosyncrasies of a premiership goalkeeper, in which case was Neil Warnock really sitting in...
It would be much cheaper than overdraft or loan interest but you won't get a bank paying you more interest at the moment than you will be charged, I think its 3%.