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[herbicide]

Neil Warnock, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Warnock gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez.
Warnock then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down.
Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Warnock replies:


"This is the fifth round lads and none of you are in it!"

 

[wellquickwoody]

Very good......but Warnock still looks like the Penguin out of Batman...

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ha! Don't you just love heavily contrived humour!

GREAT STUFF

 

[Simster]

Neil Warnock, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Warnock gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez.
Warnock then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down.
Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Warnock replies:


"This is the fifth round lads and none of you are in it!"

And then Roberto Martinez walks in and buys Warnocks pint off him for 11 pee.

 

[Easy 10]

After which, Warnocks bag of pork scratchings are repossessed by the barman, and he is thrown out on the street.

 

[herbicide]

After which, Warnocks bag of pork scratchings are repossessed by the barman, and he is thrown out on the street.

No. That was the joke in its entirety.

 

[Gazwag]

I wouldnt have thought Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson or Rafa Benitez would condone drinking five rounds anyway so why were they in a pub together, were they having rounds of sandwiches and discussing the idiosyncrasies of a premiership goalkeeper, in which case was Neil Warnock really sitting in the table next door trying to earwig the conversation.

 

[herbicide]

I wouldnt have thought Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson or Rafa Benitez would condone drinking five rounds anyway so why were they in a pub together, were they having rounds of sandwiches and discussing the idiosyncrasies of a premiership goalkeeper, in which case was Neil Warnock really sitting in the table next door trying to earwig the conversation.

It's a good point. Thinking about it, I am not even sure they would even all go drinking together.

Well, I posted it in good faith.

 

[Easy 10]

No. That was the joke in its entirety.

Hey. We're just trying to help you out here.

 

[sam86]

Why didn't you use Gus Poyet? You realise we got as far as those other teams, right?
You realise this is a Brighton & Hove Albion forum, right?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Neil Warnock, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in a pub. Warnock gets up and gets a round in, Wenger gets up and gets the next round, then Ferguson and then Benitez.
Warnock then goes up and buys himself a pint and sits down.
Wenger, Ferguson and Benitez ask what the hell is going on? To which Warnock replies:


"This is the fifth round lads and none of you are in it!"

But surely Warnock and Wenger would not have had to buy the first and second rounds because neither of them were in those rounds either?

 

[Uncle C]

 

[herbicide]

But surely Warnock and Wenger would not have had to buy the first and second rounds because neither of them were in those rounds either?

Yes! You are right!

But presumably then the first round (of drinks) would be equivalent to Round Three of the FA Cup. Which they were in.

 

[Gazwag]

Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in Warnock's fish and chip shop. Warnock had just returned from the store room after doing a stocktake and said I have 12 Cod, 12 Skate and 12 plaice.

Wenger ordered the 12 cod for his team, Ferguson ordered the 12 Skate for his and Beneitez ordered the 12 plaice for his. Warnock went to collect the fish and there was a loud crash. Alarmed the three called out "what happended".

It ok said Warnock, but you will have to order again Benitez as I have just dropped a dozen plaices

 

[Uncle C]

Nelly Warnock caught on his holidays last year.

 

[herbicide]

Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in Warnock's fish and chip shop. Warnock had just returned from the store room after doing a stocktake and said I have 12 Cod, 12 Skate and 12 plaice.

Wenger ordered the 12 cod for his team, Ferguson ordered the 12 Skate for his and Beneitez ordered the 12 plaice for his. Warnock went to collect the fish and there was a loud crash. Alarmed the three called out "what happended".

It ok said Warnock, but you will have to order again Benitez as I have just dropped a dozen plaices

LOL.

 

[The Phoenix]

Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in Warnock's fish and chip shop. Warnock had just returned from the store room after doing a stocktake and said I have 12 Cod, 12 Skate and 12 plaice.

Wenger ordered the 12 cod for his team, Ferguson ordered the 12 Skate for his and Beneitez ordered the 12 plaice for his. Warnock went to collect the fish and there was a loud crash. Alarmed the three called out "what happended".

It ok said Warnock, but you will have to order again Benitez as I have just dropped a dozen plaices

I quite like that.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez are in Warnock's fish and chip shop. Warnock had just returned from the store room after doing a stocktake and said I have 12 Cod, 12 Skate and 12 plaice.

Wenger ordered the 12 cod for his team, Ferguson ordered the 12 Skate for his and Beneitez ordered the 12 plaice for his. Warnock went to collect the fish and there was a loud crash. Alarmed the three called out "what happended".

It ok said Warnock, but you will have to order again Benitez as I have just dropped a dozen plaices