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Fair play to him! :clap2:

I hate anyone that takes drugs.... ....Customs officials for example.

My first job was in Gamleys Toy Shop in Worthing. Used to race remote control cars round the shop on the days the boss wasn't in...

Never snort absinthe.

No. No no no no no no no. No no no no no no no. No f***ing way, no f***ing way, no f***ing way, no f***ing way, no f***ing way, you made me look a right c*nt.

Reading this link yesterday, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4244646.stm I came across the paragraph A chinese-made spy plane. My mind drifted to thoughts of things like this... It was only when I scrolled down the page that I found out that the "chinese made spy plane" was...

Who shit in your cereal, LOPEZ? ;)

sesquipedalian.

Yeah, standing.

Cricinfo is soooooo slow. Whats Pietersen on now?

I'm not even sure it would say that.

Have a little taster... http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/ Probably don't wanna play it at work with the sound up.

Portslade is horrible. I have to work here every day. Can't imagine what it would be like to live here permanently. :(

Well if you want something subtle...

She watch she watch she watch she watch she watch....

Well at least you didn't rhyme it with crap...

That made me chuckle...

Definately a good thing. Makes me want to pinch Adrian Chiles' chubby little chipmunk cheeks.

You've DEFINATELY lost the plot.

I really like Jack Johnson. Great lazing in bed music.