He's a friend of the family. I know how much this club means to him. He's put a lot of money into this club for no return, and he's Brighton through and through.
Fill a glass jar to the brim with cheap chicken fillets and milk. Screw the top on tight, and hide it somewhere in the Archer mansion where it won't be found for a while (shouldn't be too hard), preferably warm - back of a cupboard/wardrobe etc. Give it a month or so, it should have rotted...