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His back injury will be aggravated by having to wash his own kit!

When she's been preparing my tax accounts for the past couple of years, Mrs Fef wanted to know what the payment on my credit card statement to PM-FLI-DOM FELTHAM GB for £34.99 was all about. It appears every August. Damned if I could remember. :wrong: For only £34.99, I told her it certainly...

Chips. Tea. Beer. Can't see these being made available at Withers for 300.

If he gets outraged by comments such as that, he really should get out a little more.

It brought a smile to my chops - which on a Sunday morning is quite something.

Who is this other twat on the radio (not Aspinall). According to him, the nickname of Len Mellor was 'spider'. Len, LEN ??!? FFS! BBC Sussex football coverage is plummeting downhill. (Excluding Johnny Cantor)

Well, there is a sign. There's a sign which says the sign is not in use. Perhaps they should be more clear with this, because the sign which says the sign is not in use, actually is in use, because it's telling us that the sign which isn't in use, isn't in use. Now if the sign said 'sign...

Bloody Easyjet. Last thing I need after trying to find out how to print a receipt from their site earlier. I know - it's my own fault!

Whhooo ??

Sainsbury's have started flogging Christmas stuff, and Strictly is back on the Beeb - sure signs that Christmas is on the horizon. Gah. What happened to summer?

Being picky, FIFA is based in Switzerland. It is not subject to EU laws. Which is why they are located in Switzerland.

1. Why would Man Utd/City want to employ 20 expensive players if they couldn't use 16 of them? 2. How would African clubs afford the wages of Toure/Adebayor? 3. FIFA have pissed off the African footballing nations enough recently, and by implication, many of their players too. 4. Sepp Blatter...

I wonder how many boxes of Kleenex he got through, that's assuming he didn't possess 21 pairs of socks.

I'll give it a try. Might need a bit of help though.

Gone, has it? Oh yeah. I still think that a Like/Dislike button on posts rather than posters would have more value.

Get yer coat.

Good on him for giving his daughter a good education and a good upbringing! I wish that my Dad had been as uninhibited when I was a kid - he was always worried about what the neighbours might think.

There are some things that are more important than the rivalry, and that is the survival of our football clubs. As far as the Pikeys are concerned - we can't live with 'em, and we can't live without 'em!

Now there's a good idea.

Fingers crossed!