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Despite FIFA's previous weasel excuse that all-of-football must use the same technology, it won't be implemented throughout football. The lino's flag radio thingy that causes the referee to go beep isn't widespread outside the FL, and neither are the lino/referee headsets whereby they can talk...

Having Googled, I have discovered that there are lyrics to a song called Dicks Slow by performing artistes by the name of Tindersticks. Is this what the young Mr Knight refers? I have yet to ascertain how it is eaten, however. I would place the reference by way of a hyperlink here, but I can't...

I'd hardly regard a sprinkling of games in the latter half of the season as being a sound basis for statistics. There are far too many variables (as you have pointed out) to be taken into account for any sound statistical analysis to be made. The outrageous quality to which you correctly refer...

People who stop right at the top of an escalator while they make their mind up which way to go. They look surprised when other travellers crash into the back of them.

The easiest way to keep an empty seat next to you is to smile at passengers as they get on the train, and pat the empty seat next to you with your hand.

There was the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil and paper. When it got too hard he worked it out with axes and logs. I'll get my coat.

Do make sure that you are not bereft of suitable headgear.

Feisty bunch, aren't they?

Flake. With an attractive young lady in a bathtub.

Brilliant!

So assuming that the banks refuse them a further loan, and their families and their friends can't (or won't) help, do tell ... what is the answer? Edit: Not that I condone the activities of these sharks.

Take my dog for his walkies at the right time, so we could watch the second half of the reserves games after they opened the gates at half time.

Erm, don't call us, we'll call you.

Because thirty quid is the going rate to attend an away game, but other Sunday carveries in the area charge much less for the same product. The price won't attract repeat customers.

Would you like to explain your comment? I was accusing the OP of fishing, - and you call me that?

Cold tap out of habit. But reading some of the arguments for this above - I'm glad I do !

I would rather you stopped fishing.

Good luck mate - and to Mrs gully07 - and to Baby gully07!

You could christen it. How about calling it Southampton Football Club.

Let's change tack slightly - what is the hottest curry that you have had, that hasn't given you the dreaded Bombay Bum the following morning? Do yo have an asbestos arse or a delicate derriere?