Trampolining --> Crampolining made popular at the Amex when the time reaches 60 minutes and the away team are winning. Involves laying on the floor while a fellow player leans (know as lining) against your upright legs.
Prepare payslips for the period you are away based on what you expect to pay them. You can file as many RTI submissions in advance as you want to. When you get back adjust their next payslip to take into account any over/under hours. If you will be away when the paye/nic payment is due set up a...
There are no penalties for late RTI submission for small employers until after that date BUT there is interest on late payment of tax, which is probably the issue here.
1. Why on earth do you run your payroll on a weekly basis, since the start of RTI anybody who didn't convert to monthly is silly.
2. Why didn't you run your payroll early, you can file RTI reports in advance.
3. You know when your liabilities are due no excuse for not paying on time, its easy...
That was my thought I hope it was just a chock up because if he was trying to do something flash like that he deserves to be dropped to the reserves until Easter
That's all ok until your cork screw breaks and you realise your best wine has corks while your rubbish wine has screw tops. You will have to put up with rubbish wine until the bank lets you buy a new cork screw