Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Thought I'd share this with you to cheer up those with a 9 to 5 job.
I'm self employed and have 4 staff on PAYE. I have to send weekly reports to the HMRC about their earnings. Then every quarter I have to pay HMRC all tax & N.I. due. Unfortunately I took a well deserved holiday in October and missed filing two pay slips plus I was late paying the tax due (by late I mean 16 days and £1146 was due). Well how could I do this as I'm on holiday? Another beer please and sun cream my back. I've been fined and told not to do it again or the fine will be higher. I asked the girl what I could do and she replied, in all seriousness, don't go on holiday when payments are due!
I wonder if the tax man, or girl in this case, live in the real world?
I'm self employed and have 4 staff on PAYE. I have to send weekly reports to the HMRC about their earnings. Then every quarter I have to pay HMRC all tax & N.I. due. Unfortunately I took a well deserved holiday in October and missed filing two pay slips plus I was late paying the tax due (by late I mean 16 days and £1146 was due). Well how could I do this as I'm on holiday? Another beer please and sun cream my back. I've been fined and told not to do it again or the fine will be higher. I asked the girl what I could do and she replied, in all seriousness, don't go on holiday when payments are due!
I wonder if the tax man, or girl in this case, live in the real world?