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Who are they to dictate when you can have your breakfast eh?

Exactly. Personally I like all the home nations to do well but some scotch blokes take immense enjoyment out of English defeats so I can perfectly understand why some people enjoy it so much.

Shhh. Don't kick it all back up again. It's only just settled down :lolol:

She must have been riding some large motorcycles.

The women don't get to actually ride the bikes. It's their job to stand around with the umbrellas looking pretty (or, in the case of the ones abovel, looking hideously ugly).

Why do they stop serving breakfast? It's only microwaved anyway so it's not exactly a hardship to let you have a McMuffin at 2 o clock in the afternoon is it?

Man No tits And whats going on with these two? The one on the left is a munter and the one on the right looks about 60. The Pirelli team obviously didn't check the catologue before they placed their order.

He hasn't quit. He's retired through illness so, as said previously, insurance should pay for any settlement.

Whats happened to Watford O recently. Haven't seen him post here for a while. Any ideas?

Yes. Your single yawning smiley posts are quite boring. This is a football discussion on a football message board. The title of the thread gives away the content so why bother opening it knowing that you're going to find it boring and posting a pointless smiley? Your intelligent contribution to...

I think thats the point. Arsenal wanted to keep the players. Chelsea saw this as an easy opportunity to chuck him overboard without repurcussions.

And thats bought you six places above us, well done. You must be proud.

What does he expect? He'll have watched the Arsenal game again and seen that Rooney conned him for the penalty so he's naturally going to be very, very wary about giving them one next time. Serves him right for teaching his players to be a bunch of whinging, diving kuntz.

Jumped off the promenade on Brighton seafront. Put my socks over my trainers to get into McCluskeys (which worked). Had a waterfight on the bumper boats on the pier and spent the rest of the night drenched and frozen.

Orient :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: League 2 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Watford O :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You can only dream of getting beaten by Crewe.

Mummy letting you use the computer again? Not grounded any more?

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So you could hit him with a baton through the Dublin Independant Directory while a mate beats him round the head with a Yellow Pages and pokes him in the eye with a rolled up Beano.

Do you get the Beano then?

I think it's in the thickness. A Yellow pages would be too thick so you'd need something like a baseball bat for him to feel it, which would probably be quite satisfying for you. A Beano on the other hand would be too thin. He was told this by a policeman when he was a bouncer at the Glastonbury...