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Come here and watch me altar, boy!

I'm going. First one of the season. Hurrah!

To misquote Basil Fawlty: "And if the good Lord is mentioned once more I shall move Iain Dowie closer to him. Good day."

Haha! No, that was listening to Mark and Lard, probably. Why is it shite? It's a university obsessed with making money out of its students, more so than teaching them. When I got there it had suddenly doubled the intake of my course, and not employed any more teaching staff. My first year was...

It's better than I did, BAG, which means you'll end up somewhere better than the University of Central Lancashire. Can I just offer this advice to everyone, actually: DO NOT GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL LANCASHIRE. IT'S BOBBINS.

Did you not notice when it was being removed? Me? A walkman, containing (rather shamefully) Queen Greatest Hits II, from Swansea bus station in 1997.

Hmm. Here's a group of countries for you Strike: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Are you saying our system/currency doesn't work most of the time? Perhaps we should adopt the Euro then!!

Haven't played this for ages! Come up with some Albion-based limericks to go with the following opening lines: "The problem with Withdean's south stand" "A striker who came from the Congo" "While having a pint in the Swan" I'll do one to start off... The problem with Withdean's south stand...

I was your archetypal student drug-taker. A bit of dope every so often. Me and my two mates (boy and a girl) used to put on David Bowie, eat cake, and giggle. I liked them, so I moved in with them in the second year. Got on fine with the girl housemate but the boy housemate was a total dope mong...

I did a story today about a man who was fined £100 for telling a policewoman: "You've got a fat bottom".

If we signed Shefki AND a moustachioed former England batsman, it would be a Kuqi-Goochie coup.

The Arsenal Stadium Mystery, that's a great film.

Snap! I used to have that one as well! My current duvet cover is my favourite... it's dark blue on top and white underneath and cost shitloads at Habitat. (I was feeling unjustly extravagant, OK?) But it's really bloody comfy, unlike my "washing day" duvet cover which might as well be made of...

He plays with lots of skill... he comes from Brazzaville.. *gets coat*

Good point. Let us then hope that asylum seekers (for instance) feel able to celebrate "more tolerant times" in the future with a simliar type of event, then. (That'll put the cat among the bleedin' pigeons, har har...)

Further to BAG's post earlier, I heard a review of Nancy Cartwright on Radio Scotland this morning... they were damning her with faint praise a little I thought. The other thing I forgot to mention is that NSC's own Comedy Steve has a show on. I'll try and get to see it if I go back before the...

I was there a few years ago when some bloke accidentally flew his plane into the sea and died. Anyone remember that?

It is a big deal if you've been beaten up, or verbally abused, or had laws made against you, or generally been opressed in the past, "only because of your sexuality". We now live in much more tolerant times, and that is the reason for celebrating.

Yes, can you post its URL so we can all have some of it please?

Oh good grief. Please, please just think about what you're comparing there. You're comparing a man who went round deliberately trying to harm or kill people... a terrorist... with the spread of an infection that NOBODY means to pass on. You really make me rather ashamed to be of the same...