Malongo Malongo they drink it in the Congo

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Enjoy

Um Bongo Theme

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Way down deep in the middle of the Craphole, a manager took striker who was very long-o. He stuck him upfront, and he scored a quicky goal-o

The gaffer said, "I know, we'll call him malongo!", malongo malongo, we think he comes from Congo.


ok as you see i did make that up on the spot and i deeply apologise for it.

 

[Parson Henry]

Perry let me have my tracksuit bottoms back

 

[Mr Popkins]

I love it!!

"Malongo, Malongo, He comes from the Congo!"

That MUST be his new song!


I can see 3000 brighton fans singing that when he scores

 

[Trigger]

I love it!!

"Malongo, Malongo, He comes from the Congo!"

That MUST be his new song!


I can see 3000 brighton fans singing that when he scores

 

[Easy 10]

It might help if you get his name right though.

Its Molango, not Malongo.

 

[Mr Popkins]

bugger!

there goes that chant then!

 

[Josky]

Way down deep in the middle of the Craphole, a manager took striker who was very long-o. He stuck him upfront, and he scored a quicky goal-o

The gaffer said, "I know, we'll call him malongo!", malongo malongo, we think he comes from Congo.


ok as you see i did make that up on the spot and i deeply apologise for it.

Hopelessly flawed, but pure genius nevertheless!

 

[Gazwag]

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29660&highlight=molango

There are lots here

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Perry let me have my tracksuit bottoms back

These tracksuit bottoms wouldn't be seen dead in Croydon

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

It might help if you get his name right though.

Its Molango, not Malongo.

This is true.

But given that there is (as far as I know) no fruit-based lunchbox carton drink with a straw called 'Um Bango' I'm would to draw your attention to my poetic licence. I think you'll find it's all in order.

 

[Easy 10]

This is true.

But given that there is (as far as I know) no fruit-based lunchbox carton drink with a straw called 'Um Bango' I'm would to draw your attention to my poetic licence. I think you'll find it's all in order.

There is a fizzy-based soft drink called "Tango" which may fulfil your requirements though, whilst maintaining poetic integrity as well as genuine authenticity with the players name. Your poetic licence would then remain unblemished.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

You've been Molango'd?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tango rhymes with Molango

 

[Trigger]

We should all buy something orange for when he scores then we can wave it in the air whilst singing you've just been Molangoed, you've just been Molangoed LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Oh bugger, don't you just HATE it when your nearly witty observations are JUST that bit slower than Easy 10's

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

He plays with lots of skill... he comes from Brazzaville..












*gets coat*

 

[Parson Henry]

These tracksuit bottoms wouldn't be seen dead in Croydon

Oh yes and Blackheath is Ok then?

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

S'alright I suppose. For London.

 

[Parson Henry]

Ok I spose it is clarsier than Croydon!!!