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Wolves as I work with a fan who didn't even acknowledge Brighton existed until we started featuring near the top of the championship, and it would give me great pleasure to either swop places with them, or even just be in the championship together next year. QPR as it might encourage Bobby Z to...

There are some things money can't buy. Not being promoted isn't not one of them. Ipswich Town.

I had the final play-off line at 75/76 points two games ago, but given recent results I'd say it's dropped down to more like 73/74 – a lot of crazy points dropped recently. It's still just as closely fought, mind!

That's like saying, oh we don't really play in Brighton anymore, we should be called 'Falmer Albion'. It's so dumb I assume you're trolling. However, if you're starting a poll of alternative new names, my suggestion is: MESSAGEBOARD NAME: Padded Seat Banter SLOGAN: 'Where Brighton fans sit...

Spaghetti vs Charles Dickens One is a type of pasta and the other a legendary figure in literary history. Discuss??!!!

Taxbreaks for the rich. Oh. That's what we're getting.

1-1, a hard-earned point will do. A win would be amazing, but this could also easily end our unbeaten run.

Maybe you're not on the same 'line' as them, nudge nudge.

Marching Band? We'll be playing in black & white and handing out rattles and flat caps next.

Barnes is clearly a puppet, controlled by giant wires that come from the top of the West Stand and are manipulated in a special control room hidden deep inside the Amex. Note this giveaway moment during a recent game, when the wire to Ashley's right hand became detached and he had to be suddenly...

Love the second goal. KLL's lay-off is hit a tiny bit soft, but Vicente still manages to position himself perfectly and put incredible venom and power into the shot

And to pull 'em off, judging by the pic...?

From his 'career' as a ruthless asset-stripping venture capitalist, Romney has amassed a fortune that is DOUBLE the wealth of the last EIGHT presidents added together, going all the way back to Richard Nixon and including both Bushes, who weren't exactly poor. The man is effectively buying the...

Until Tony Bloom came along, I always hoped we'd nod to Sunderland's Stadium of Light by calling ours the Stadium of Knight.

Um. Welcome. It's like placing a kitten in front of a pack of starving hyenas.

Cockney.

The There Are Some Things We Can't Do. Name Stadiums Isn't One Of Them Stadium.

You could complain to the ASA.

That is absolutely my favourite posting of all time, and is assuredly on a par with Molly Bloom's 4391-word single-sentence soliloquy in the final chapter of Ulysses.

Chicken Jalfrezi. And Lady Gull, my wife always goes for the hottest she can find – phal being a favourite.